Galeforce: Lord, give me patience.
Reginald: Shouldn't that be lord give me strength?
Galeforce: If God gave me strength you wouldn't be here right now.
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Burt: If anyone ever develops a crush on me, they're an idiot.
Ellie: Why you gotta go insulting Sven like that, dude?
Burt: !!!!1111!1!!!
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Burt: Whoever drank the rest of my coffee, come forward and all will be forgiven.
Henry: ...
Sven: ...
Ellie: ...
Charles: ...
Burt: Smart, you knew I'd never forgive you.
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Henry: Alright, we need to get out of this room! Reg, give me your credit card!
Reginald: Okay...
Henry: *Slips credit card into pocket* Okay, Charles, hit 'em with the greatest plan!
Charles: Let's go!
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Charles: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god.
Burt: *Currently wrapping a bandage around Charles' head* Charles, NO.
(Sometimes Burt's a good brother, shocker)
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Charles: I'm over life. There's nothing for me anymore. Life is just a burden in which I must carry until the sweet release of death.
Burt: You burned your tongue eating pizza pockets again, didn't you?
Charles: *Tearing up* They were too delicious to wait.
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Henry: Guys, someone we know is possessed by an owl!
Charles: Who?
Henry: That's the thing, we don't-
Henry: *Narrows eyes*
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Sven: *Slams desk* That's it! I'm killing him!
Ellie: Or you could just man up and ask him out instead.
Sven: But killing him would be easier...
(Guess who he's talking about)
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Burt: Sven, do you hate me?
Sven: *Surprised* Wh-why would you ask that?
Burt: Well, you always avoid me, you get tongue-tied when I'm around and your face gets red and- oh, wait, I'm hearing it right now, you have a crush on me, that's adorable we should go out sometime.
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Burt: The best way to hold a knife is-
Henry: In the hearts of my enemies.
Burt: I was going to say with the blade down and away from yourself, but you bring up a really good point.
Henry: Ha, point.
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Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust a bunch of incorrect quotes that I've found everywhere... I have too many of these. Most of these are not mine, but I can't remember which ones I found and which ones I made up. Have fun with this anyway!
