Steven Is A Piece Of Work

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Steven: I need you to do me a favor.

Me: What?

Steven: Get me some food.

Me: I'm sorry?

Steven: You heard me. Get me some food.

Richa_moon: Whoa, who died and made you boss? He doesn't have to listen to you.

Steven: Get me some food from Burger King!

Me: No!

Steven: Do what I say!

Richa_moon: Dude, you can't boss him around! If you want Burger King, get it yourself!

Steven: I would, but I'm too lazy! Don't mess with Texas!

Brian: We could care less, idiot! So what, if you're from Texas?

SkittishReflections: Exactly! It doesn't mean squat!

Steven: Then, you will get me some Burger King!

SkittishReflections: No way! Get it yourself, Steven!

Steven: Why won't you guys listen to me?! I'm 39, and you will obey me!

Brian: Who cares? I'm turning 39, next Friday. So, we're the same age, kinda.

Steven: I was born in 1981! I'm older than you, Brian!

Brian: That's not far apart in age! I was born in 1982, so there! Nobody has to obey you! Case closed! Get your food, yourself!



This story was written on Wednesday, January 20th, 2021. (Inauguration Day)

A/N Steven is something else, let me tell ya! If he wants Burger King, he can get it himself! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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