(A/N): Imma just say...Hunter X Hunter is amazing and Killua is mah bae...so don't touch him, he's mine.
Rico: I have a great idea!
Me: What!
Rico: I forgot... *giggles because she thinks her joke was funny while it wasn't*
Me: Guh, where's Nana by the way?
Rico: She's back in England visiting her brother.
Me: Okay...
Rico: It feels so lonely.
Me: Lonely I'm Mr Lonely. I have nobody, for my own. I'm so lonely, I'm Mr Lonely. I have nobody. For my own~
Rico: Ya done?
Me: Yes, now let's prank call someone.
Rico: We have a request here from one of your friends.
Me: Twitter friends to be exact.
Rico: Yeah yeah, Illumi Zoldyck.
Me: Okay!
Rico: Aren't you afraid that he will kill you?
Me: Of course not! We have Nana to protect u-- oh shit!
Rico: Oh well! *dials*
Me: NO RICO WAIT!
Rico: *hands phone*
Illumi: Hello?
Me: Uh? O-oh hi!
Illumi: ...
Me: Uh um uh... How can I help you?
Illumi: You called, I should ask you that.
Me: Uh oh emm...I AM CALLING TO TELL YOU ABOUT AN AMAZING PRODUCT!
Illumi: Shit! Why are you screaming?
Me: I'm not, what are you talking about, you should get your ears checked out.
Illumi: It's nothing wrong with my ears, and tell me about this product.
Me: Okay...Do you have really messy and weird hair?
Illumi: Uh no...
Me: Then our shampoo is the product for you! See, I even -kinda- rimed, now you have to buy it.
Illumi: I have to agree, those rimes where pretty boss...
Me: CAUTION! This shampoo may lead to a couple of side effects like itching, swelling, extreme weight gaining, blood loss, death, diabetes, malaria, HIV, vomiting, bone breaking, sneezing, cancer or even AIDS.
Illumi: I'm immune to those types of things...
Me: Well that's no fun...
Illumi: ...
Me: ...
Illumi: ...
Me: Can you give me and Killua's marriage your blessing?
Illumi: Sure.
Me: Yay!
Illumi: When will this shampoo arrive?
Me: What shampoo?
Illumi: The shampoo you just told me about.
Me: Oh yeah that shampoo...it will never arrive...the quay (yeah I can spell, it was supposed to say guy) that delivers them just died because of Light Yagami...stupid death note...
Illumi: What's that?
Me: I HAVE SPOKEN TOO MUCH!
Illumi: I haven't heard anything!
Me: Thank you...
Illumi: Well, I have some things to do soooo bye...
Me: Call me up sometime, we can have a slumber party and talk about hair products.
Illumi: Okay...*confused*
Me: *whispers* Illumi x Hisoka...
Illumi: What?
Me: NOTHING BYE! *hangs up*
Rico: Did you just befriend Illumi Zoldyck?
Me: I think so...but that doesn't matter...HE BLESSED ME AND KILLUA'S MARRIGE!
Rico: Yay!
Me: Yay!
Rico: Pie?
Me: Yes.
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I love pancakes... Just throwing it out there...
Also I wanna thank everyone who decides to read or comment on my story, it makes me really happy!
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Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)
RandomHello humans (or aliens)! This is basically a fanfic thing where I and my OC's (is it spelt that way, why am I even writing this) prank call characters from anime's. Please comment and ENJOY!!!