Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)

Illumi Zoldyck - Hunter X Hunter

(A/N): Imma just say...Hunter X Hunter is amazing and Killua is mah bae...so don't touch him, he's mine.

Rico: I have a great idea!

Me: What!

Rico: I forgot... *giggles because she thinks her joke was funny while it wasn't*

Me: Guh, where's Nana by the way?

Rico: She's back in England visiting her brother.

Me: Okay...

Rico: It feels so lonely.

Me: Lonely I'm Mr Lonely. I have nobody, for my own. I'm so lonely, I'm Mr Lonely. I have nobody. For my own~

Rico: Ya done?

Me: Yes, now let's prank call someone.

Rico: We have a request here from one of your friends.

Me: Twitter friends to be exact.

Rico: Yeah yeah, Illumi Zoldyck.

Me: Okay!

Rico: Aren't you afraid that he will kill you?

Me: Of course not! We have Nana to protect u-- oh shit!

Rico: Oh well! *dials*

Me: NO RICO WAIT!

Rico: *hands phone*

Illumi: Hello?

Me: Uh? O-oh hi!

Illumi: ...

Me: Uh um uh... How can I help you?

Illumi: You called, I should ask you that.

Me: Uh oh emm...I AM CALLING TO TELL YOU ABOUT AN AMAZING PRODUCT!

Illumi: Shit! Why are you screaming?

Me: I'm not, what are you talking about, you should get your ears checked out.

Illumi: It's nothing wrong with my ears, and tell me about this product.

Me: Okay...Do you have really messy and weird hair?

Illumi: Uh no...

Me: Then our shampoo is the product for you! See, I even -kinda- rimed, now you have to buy it.

Illumi: I have to agree, those rimes where pretty boss...

Me: CAUTION! This shampoo may lead to a couple of side effects like itching, swelling, extreme weight gaining, blood loss, death, diabetes, malaria, HIV, vomiting, bone breaking, sneezing, cancer or even AIDS.

Illumi: I'm immune to those types of things...

Me: Well that's no fun...

Illumi: ...

Me: ...

Illumi: ...

Me: Can you give me and Killua's marriage your blessing?

Illumi: Sure.

Me: Yay!

Illumi: When will this shampoo arrive?

Me: What shampoo?

Illumi: The shampoo you just told me about.

Me: Oh yeah that shampoo...it will never arrive...the quay (yeah I can spell, it was supposed to say guy) that delivers them just died because of Light Yagami...stupid death note...

Illumi: What's that?

Me: I HAVE SPOKEN TOO MUCH!

Illumi: I haven't heard anything!

Me: Thank you...

Illumi: Well, I have some things to do soooo bye...

Me: Call me up sometime, we can have a slumber party and talk about hair products.

Illumi: Okay...*confused*

Me: *whispers* Illumi x Hisoka...

Illumi: What?

Me: NOTHING BYE! *hangs up*

Rico: Did you just befriend Illumi Zoldyck?

Me: I think so...but that doesn't matter...HE BLESSED ME AND KILLUA'S MARRIGE!

Rico: Yay!

Me: Yay!

Rico: Pie?

Me: Yes.

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I love pancakes... Just throwing it out there...

Also I wanna thank everyone who decides to read or comment on my story, it makes me really happy!