Me: No!
Rico: Yes!
Me: No!
Rico: Yes!
Nana: What are you two arguing about?
Me: Rico here wants me to call *shivers* ...Hi-Hi-Hisoka.
(DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN)
(You totally couldn't guess that it was Hisoka because of the title, I'm so smart like seriously)
Nana: Who's that?
Rico: I-G-G-Y
Me: That do dat do dat--wait no why are we singing this?
Rico: Because science...
Nana: Science doesn't have anything to do with this...*facepalms because she is the only educated one*, now answer my question.
Me: Hisoka is that pedophile from Hunter x Hunter...
Nana: Oh yeah, that guy...I met him at Chanel once, he freaked out the receptionist and got away with a free handbag. I wonder why he needed that?
Rico: Hisoka is not a pedophile...he just has some small issues.
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU CALL HIM!
Rico: Of course not, he's scary.
Me: THAT DOESN'T HELP YOUR ARGUMENT!
Rico: No need to shout.
Me: GUH!
Nana: I feel uncomfortable.
Me: Nana-chwaaaaan~
Nana: Yeah.
Me: *puppy eyes* Can you please be so sweet to call Hisoka?
Nana: Okay.
Me and Rico: Well that escalated quickly! *holding up a glass of beer*
Nana: Give me the phone.
Me: Oh right.
Nana: Okay let's do this. *dials*
Hisoka: Hello apples~
Nana: *shivers* Sorry no, can't do this! *throws phone to me*
Hisoka: Uhh?
Me: Uh...uh...hi?
Hisoka: Hi?
Me: Can I order some pizza?
Hisoka: Can you?
Me: What?
Hisoka: What?
Me: I am asking if you have any pizzas that I can order?
Hisoka: Why would I have any pizzas?
Me: Because you order pizzas at pizzaplazas...duh.
Hisoka: You mean a pizzeria?
Me: Yeah, that's what I said...pizzaplazas.
Hisoka: I'm not even gonna try?
Me: Try what? The pizza?
Hisoka: ...*facepalms*
Me: If you work at a pizzaplaza you should've at least tasted your pizzas before you sell any...that's just common sense.
Hisoka: I don't work at a P-I-Z-Z-E-R-I-A, I'm a hunter, do you even know who you are calling?
Me: Yes, I am calling you, a senile employee at a pizzaplaza who apparently like to hunt in his free time.
Hisoka: Wait...are you a prank caller?
Me: Uh...no! I'm just-just ordering a pizza...I WANT THE HOT SAUCE BY THE SIDE! DELIVER NOT EATING THERE, I LIVE AT YAOI-FANGIRL-THISISTOTALLYFAKE STREET! BYE! *hangs up*
Nana and Rico: Ken...did you just...tell him our address?
Me: Oh shit...
Nana: HIDE IN THE BUNKER!
(Later in the bunker)
Rico: The pizzaplaza thing was so funny, where did you even get that from?
Me: What?
Nana: Don't tell me...
Me: What? Isn't it called a pizzaplaza?
YOU ARE READING
Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)
RandomHello humans (or aliens)! This is basically a fanfic thing where I and my OC's (is it spelt that way, why am I even writing this) prank call characters from anime's. Please comment and ENJOY!!!