Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)

Hisoka - Hunter x Hunter

Me: No!

Rico: Yes!

Me: No!

Rico: Yes!

Nana: What are you two arguing about?

Me: Rico here wants me to call *shivers* ...Hi-Hi-Hisoka.

(DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN)

(You totally couldn't guess that it was Hisoka because of the title, I'm so smart like seriously)

Nana: Who's that?

Rico: I-G-G-Y

Me: That do dat do dat--wait no why are we singing this?

Rico: Because science...

Nana: Science doesn't have anything to do with this...*facepalms because she is the only educated one*, now answer my question.

Me: Hisoka is that pedophile from Hunter x Hunter...

Nana: Oh yeah, that guy...I met him at Chanel once, he freaked out the receptionist and got away with a free handbag. I wonder why he needed that?

Rico: Hisoka is not a pedophile...he just has some small issues.

Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU CALL HIM!

Rico: Of course not, he's scary.

Me: THAT DOESN'T HELP YOUR ARGUMENT!

Rico: No need to shout.

Me: GUH!

Nana: I feel uncomfortable.

Me: Nana-chwaaaaan~

Nana: Yeah.

Me: *puppy eyes* Can you please be so sweet to call Hisoka?

Nana: Okay.

Me and Rico: Well that escalated quickly! *holding up a glass of beer*

Nana: Give me the phone.

Me: Oh right.

Nana: Okay let's do this. *dials*

Hisoka: Hello apples~

Nana: *shivers* Sorry no, can't do this! *throws phone to me*

Hisoka: Uhh?

Me: Uh...uh...hi?

Hisoka: Hi?

Me: Can I order some pizza?

Hisoka: Can you?

Me: What?

Hisoka: What?

Me: I am asking if you have any pizzas that I can order?

Hisoka: Why would I have any pizzas?

Me: Because you order pizzas at pizzaplazas...duh.

Hisoka: You mean a pizzeria?

Me: Yeah, that's what I said...pizzaplazas.

Hisoka: I'm not even gonna try?

Me: Try what? The pizza?

Hisoka: ...*facepalms*

Me: If you work at a pizzaplaza you should've at least tasted your pizzas before you sell any...that's just common sense.

Hisoka: I don't work at a P-I-Z-Z-E-R-I-A, I'm a hunter, do you even know who you are calling?

Me: Yes, I am calling you, a senile employee at a pizzaplaza who apparently like to hunt in his free time.

Hisoka: Wait...are you a prank caller?

Me: Uh...no! I'm just-just ordering a pizza...I WANT THE HOT SAUCE BY THE SIDE! DELIVER NOT EATING THERE, I LIVE AT YAOI-FANGIRL-THISISTOTALLYFAKE STREET! BYE! *hangs up*

Nana and Rico: Ken...did you just...tell him our address?

Me: Oh shit...

Nana: HIDE IN THE BUNKER!

(Later in the bunker)

Rico: The pizzaplaza thing was so funny, where did you even get that from?

Me: What?

Nana: Don't tell me...

Me: What? Isn't it called a pizzaplaza?