Rico: Oi girls!
Nana and me: *death glare* SHUT UP!
Rico: *hands in the air* I'M SOWWY!
Me: Tch, can't you see that we're doing something important?
Rico: But...you're just on twitter...
Nana: We're not just on ANY twitter (page)!
Rico: Spill.
Me: ANDY BIERSACK, EEEEEEP! *fangirling*
Nana: EEEEEEEEP! *fangirling too but not as much as me because I'm...uh...more fangirly*
Rico: Okaaaaay...so I just came to tell you two that the week is almost over and we should probably update.
Me: Oh shit, I forgot, Nana, phone me!
Nana: ROGER! *hands phone*
Rico: So who are we calling today, Ken-chan?
Me: I feel like calling Natsu Dragneel... *drifts into deep imagination*
Rico: *whisperes* Is she okay?
Nana: *whisper* Yeah, she does this a lot.
Rico: *snaps in front of my face* EARTH TO KEN-CHAN, WAKEY WAKEY!
Me: Oh, hehe, oups, let's do this shit! *dials*
Nana and Rico: Yeah!
Natsu: Natsu speaking!
Me: Hi, hello, sup, hola!
Natsu: Huh? Who are you?
Me: *deep voice* I'm your worst nightmare...
Natsu: W-what are y-you then?
Me: A train, that moves...
Natsu: Oh shit! I'll do anything, just don't hurt me!
Me: I would like you to answer a few questions.
Natsu: Okay okay!
Me: *normal voice* Kay, so first question! Do you like GaLe?
Natsu: ...
Me: BixAnna?
Natsu: ...
Me: ElfGreen, LoRies, ZerVis, Rowen, GrUvia?
Natsu: What is that?
Me: YOU DON'T KNOW!?!?!
Natsu: No...
Me: *facepalm* Key... Uh, then what's your favourite food?
Natsu: Everything!
Me: Should've guessed it. Um, then what is your opinion on NaLu, NaLi and GraTsu.
Natsu: I don't know what that is.
Me: Hehe, NaLu is a shipping name of You and Lucy, NaLi of you and Lisanna and GraTsu, my personal favourite, is of you and Gray.
Natsu: WHAAAAAT!?!
Me: Answer, I don't have all day!
Natsu: I-I don't like any of them. *blushes*
Me: Admit it, you secretly have a crush on Gray.
Natsu: NO!
Me: YES!
Natsu: Nuh uh!
Me: Yeah uh!
Natsu: Shut up, I'm not gay! I don't like any of them that way.
Me: Suuuuureeeeee you do...
Natsu: I'M SERIOUS!
Me: I don't believe you.
Natsu: If I say I like Gray will you hang up?
Me: Depends...
Natsu: Fine, I like Gray.
Me: I knew it, ha! Okay last question, it's a very important one.
Natsu: Just get on with it!
Me: Fine fine Mr Grumpypants, do you think Andy Biersack is hot?
Natsu: Uhhh, who's that.
Me: ...
Natsu: It sounds like a dude, so probably not.
Me: UH HUM, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS NOT BEING ATTRACTED TO ANDY BIERSACK, MR!
Natsu: Guh please don't kill me train-san!
Me: Fine, now I'm mad! *hangs up*
Nana and Rico: *giggles*
Me: Did you record it all?
Nana: Yes.
Me: *evil smirk* Good...
Nana: I'm sending it! *presses 'send' button*
~~~~~~~~~Time skip brought to you by BVB~~~~~~~~~
*at the Fairy Tail guild* (everybody is now listening to the prank call)
Natsu: Hey guys what are you doi--
Mirajane: OTP OTP OTP OTP!!!
Gray: Eeeeeh...
Natsu: Why are you listening to that!?!
Erza: YOU DON'T LIKE ANDY BIERSACK!?!
*Natsu died*
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Me: Hehe, that was fun!
Rico: Yeah, let's eat pie!
Everyone: YEAH!
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Sry people if this was a boring chapter. I tried to come up with something good but my brain just, bluaa... And I've been kinda busy "stalking" Andy Biersack on...everywhere... I just want to express my love for Black Veil Brides, and Andy-sama. Don't judge me!
And if you like rock music you I really recommend BVB. Bye!
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Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)
De TodoHello humans (or aliens)! This is basically a fanfic thing where I and my OC's (is it spelt that way, why am I even writing this) prank call characters from anime's. Please comment and ENJOY!!!
