(A/N): Don't question the flower crown. Just love and accept it.
Me: So, who are we gonna prank call today?
Rico: Prank call, again?
Me: Yeah, we could like create a thing and prank call people using that thing, wait no, that's a phone, never mind, I think we should start prank calling people.
Nana: Why not.
Rico: Sure.
Me: Yippie!
Rico: But--
Me: No butts, that's gross.
Rico: *facepalms* I'll do it one one condition.
Nana and me: What condition? *raises eyebrows*
Rico: That I can call Reiner Braun!
Me: S-sure...*hands the phone to Rico*, is that all?
Rico: Yes! *dials with satisfaction*
Reiner: Guh, how does this thing work *pokes phone*, um Hello?
Rico: Hello there, is it Reiner Braun I'm speaking with?
Reiner: Uh, yeah.
Rico: Good, I have kidnapped Bertholdt.
Reiner: WHAT, wait...I don't believe you, you're joking.
Rico: Nu uh, I'm as serious as someone named Judith (no offence intended for anyone named Judith, I just picked a random name).
Bertholdt: WHAPH PTHE SHUFCK MPHEP MPHE PHO PHU PHISCH PHANPHUMP!(What the fuck let me go you sick fangirls)
Nana: *whisper screams*When the fuck did he get here. *stares at Bertholdt sitting tied up on the floor*
Me: *whisper screams* What the frick did you do Rico!
Reiner: Wait what, let him go you possessed demons of otakuness (don't ask)!
Rico: Only if you answer these questions. *evil smirk*
Reiner: I'll do anything, well, almost anything!
Rico: Good, first question, are you attracted to titans?
Reiner: Whaa- no of course not!
Rico: Mm hmm... *wiggles eyebrows*
*awkward silence*
Reiner: Fine, it depends on the titan...
Rico: Good, next question, what do you ship the most, Ereri (ErenXLevi) or Rivetra (LeviXPetra, MY FAVOURITE)?
Reiner: WTH does that mean?
Rico: *sighs* ErenXLevi or LeviXPetra, very important question.
Reiner: I-I don't ship any off them!
Rico: Fine Mr Whythefuckwontyouanswerthisimportantquestion, okay last one.
Reiner: Bring it.
Rico: What country do I come from?
Reiner: What, how am I supposed to know that!?!
Rico: I donno, that's your problem, not mine.
Reiner: Fine, you're frooooooom...AMERICA!
Rico: Nope nopely nope nope nope, this is me nopeing, I'm from Czech Republic.
Reiner: That's unfair!
Rico: Hehe, JK, I'm gonna go eat some pie now, bye bye! *hangs up*
Bertholdt: *removes ropes and all that shit* Awesome, I have waited for so long to be able to prank him back, those snails in my pillow where not very pleasant.
Nana: Huh?
Me: ¿No comprendo? ('I don't understand' in Spanish)
Rico and Nana: LANGUAGE KEN!
Me: Eh, oh, sowwy...
Rico: Then I'm happy too, wanna grab some pie? *brofists Betholdt*
Bertholdt: *brofists back* Nah, I'm busy, see ya. *teleports*
Me: Eh?
Nana: Eh?
Me: Whaaaat just happened?
Rico: I've known him for a while, met in a pie shop.
Nana and me: Never could've guessed it...
YOU ARE READING
Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)
RandomHello humans (or aliens)! This is basically a fanfic thing where I and my OC's (is it spelt that way, why am I even writing this) prank call characters from anime's. Please comment and ENJOY!!!
