Me: *angry face*
Nana: What's wrong Ken?
Me: I'm really fucking mad!
Rico: Why?
Me: Have you seen the latest episode of Owari No Seraph?
Rico: Nope.
Me: Well let me tell you what happened...
Me: *explains everything*
Nana and Rico: *gasp*
Rico: Omg!
Nana: Shinoa touched Yuu?!?
Rico: WHAT HAS THE WORLD BECOME?!?!
Me: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!!!
Nana: You gotta call her!
Me: Yeah *puts war paint on face* I'm ready *dials*
Shinoa: Hello?
Me: Hey you!
Shinoa: What? Yeah?
Me: Fight me!
Shinoa: What?
Me: FUCKING COME AT ME BRO I'M READY!
Shinoa: What? Why?
Me: You fucking hugged Yuu, and you said you've fallen for him! YOU FUCKING OTP DESTROYER DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?! *screams like a little bitch*
Shinoa: Excuse you? I really like Yuu...*blushes like a little bitch*
Me: Well that's the problem!
Shinoa: Why *starting to get pissed*?
Me: Because we all know that Yuu loves Mika and that Mika loves Yuu, they're perfect, it's in the fucking intro they're meant to be shipped!
Shinoa: But aren't they family?
Me: A little incest is always nice like come on...have you seen the Yukio x Rin fan art?
Shinoa: You've got a point.
Me: Hehe ikr...why am I getting friendly with you I'm mad at you?
Shinoa: Because your a weak little bitch.
Me: FUCK YOU OMFG I SWEAR I WILL RIP YOUR TH--
Shinoa: *hangs up*
Me: ...
Nana: Rico...
Rico: Yeah Nana...
Nana: Run...
Nana and Rico: *runs the fuck away*
Me: The fucking bitch hung up on me!!!! *graps rifle*
Me: NANA, RICO I'M GOING OUT!
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Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)
RandomHello humans (or aliens)! This is basically a fanfic thing where I and my OC's (is it spelt that way, why am I even writing this) prank call characters from anime's. Please comment and ENJOY!!!
