Me: *cries*
Nana: What's wrong Ken?
Me: I wanna get a nose piercing!
Nana: Okaaaay?
Me: But my mom won't let me!
(Actually a real problem for me, lol, no but seriously I want a nose piercing)
Rico: Maybe prank calling will make you feel better?
Me: Maybe...
Nana: Let's just scroll down the contact list and se what we land on.
Me: Kay!
Nana: *scrolls* And the winner is...Alois Trancy!
Me: Nope don't wanna do him. Well I wanna 'do' him but not call him...*wink wink*
Nana: Okay, we scroll again...
Rico: *falls asleep because science*
Nana: And the new winner is...-drumroll- Hiroshi Kido!
Me: Yay, this time I both wanna 'do' him and call him!
Nana: *facepalms because I'm a perv*
Me: Okay. *dials*
Hiroshi: Hello?
Me: You...
Hiroshi: ...What?
Me: You...
Hiroshi: Who...are you?
Me: You...no, no I'm not you, but 'you'.
Hiroshi: Soooo....
Me: You...
Hiroshi: *sigh*
Me: You...do you know...
Hiroshi: Are you a part of Illuminati?
Me: Do you know...HOW MUCH I SHIP YOU WITH HANDA LIKE OH MAH GAOUD!
Hiroshi: *blushes* WHAAAA!
Me: SERIOUSLY YOU WOULD LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER, WAIT I GOTTA WRITE A SMUT FAN FICTION ABOUT YOU YWO OH MAH GAOUD PERFECT PLEASE JUST HAVE SECKS OR SOMETHING!
Hiroshi: NO! And who are you!?
Me: I'm Ken, a yaoi fangirl.
Hiroshi: What's yaoi?
Me: Google it. *giggle*
Hiroshi: I have I feeling that I'm gonna regret ever talking to you...
Me: Yaaaa...you probably will.
Hiroshi: ...
Me: ...
Hiroshi: ...
Me: ...Please...
Hiroshi: I'm not having sex with him.
Me: DAMN IT!
Hiroshi: Do you have something else to say?
Me: Yeah, I'll give you ten thousand money stuff if you have secks with Handa, and you top. That's how I always pictured it.
Hiroshi: No thank you! And you pictured it!?
Me: Yeah...bye...*hangs up*
Nana: Still sad?
Me: Yeah...I thought I would be happier but nuuuu, Hiroshi just had to say no!
Rico: *wakes up* What happened?
Me: THIS GUY I CALLED REFUSED TO DO 'IT' WITH THIS OTHER GUY!
Rico: Aww, I hate when that happens.
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Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)
RandomHello humans (or aliens)! This is basically a fanfic thing where I and my OC's (is it spelt that way, why am I even writing this) prank call characters from anime's. Please comment and ENJOY!!!
