Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)

Nami - One Piece

Me: I know who to call this time!

Nana: Who?

Me: Nami from One Piece!

Rico: What? No last name?

Me: Yeah I know, I've always wondered about her last name...*drifts of into deep imagination full of dancing ponies including Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle but there's a plot twist, they all love lasagna*

Nana: Again...really...

Rico: Just when I thought this would be over quickly.

Nana: *puts katana at my arm* If you don't come back I will cut it off.

Rico: No Nana don't!

Nana: *chops it off*

Me: AAAAGGHHHHH!

And that's how I lost my arm.

The end.

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And then I went to a magical doctor and got it fixed.

Me: Good to have you back arm! Now let's call Nami!

Rico: Yay!

Me: *dials* Hello Nami~

Nami: Hi, who is this?

Me: Aww don't you recognise me?

Nami: No.

Me: I'm...ABBA!

Nami: What!

Me: YEAH IT'S ME, ABBA!

Nami: But, Abba is a band, not a person.

Me: Sure it is and I've called to give you a prize!

Nami: What is it?

Me: Money money money~

Nami: REALLY YAY!

Me: Must be funny.

Nami: Huh?

Me: In a rich man's world.

Nami: I'm a woman.

Me: Money money money

Nami: You said that.

Me: Always sunny.

Nami: No not really, I live on a boat you see.

Me: In a rich man's world.

Nami: I'm still a woman.

Me: AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! All the things I could do!

Nami: God why are you screaming!

Me: If I had a little money.

Nami: Are you poor?

Me: In a rich man's world.

Nami: Are you stupid or something? I said I'm a woman.

Zoro: Idiot, she's singing the lyrics to one of Abba's songs.

Me: DAMN IT ZORO!

Nami: What, so I didn't win a prize!

Me: No...

Nami: A prank call?

Me: Yup. And...RORONOA ZORO I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?

Zoro: Uhh, YES MAM!

Me: Good *hangs up*

Nana: Well that was fun.

Me: Damn that Roronoa Zoro.