Me: I know who to call this time!
Nana: Who?
Me: Nami from One Piece!
Rico: What? No last name?
Me: Yeah I know, I've always wondered about her last name...*drifts of into deep imagination full of dancing ponies including Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle but there's a plot twist, they all love lasagna*
Nana: Again...really...
Rico: Just when I thought this would be over quickly.
Nana: *puts katana at my arm* If you don't come back I will cut it off.
Rico: No Nana don't!
Nana: *chops it off*
Me: AAAAGGHHHHH!
And that's how I lost my arm.
The end.
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And then I went to a magical doctor and got it fixed.
Me: Good to have you back arm! Now let's call Nami!
Rico: Yay!
Me: *dials* Hello Nami~
Nami: Hi, who is this?
Me: Aww don't you recognise me?
Nami: No.
Me: I'm...ABBA!
Nami: What!
Me: YEAH IT'S ME, ABBA!
Nami: But, Abba is a band, not a person.
Me: Sure it is and I've called to give you a prize!
Nami: What is it?
Me: Money money money~
Nami: REALLY YAY!
Me: Must be funny.
Nami: Huh?
Me: In a rich man's world.
Nami: I'm a woman.
Me: Money money money
Nami: You said that.
Me: Always sunny.
Nami: No not really, I live on a boat you see.
Me: In a rich man's world.
Nami: I'm still a woman.
Me: AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! All the things I could do!
Nami: God why are you screaming!
Me: If I had a little money.
Nami: Are you poor?
Me: In a rich man's world.
Nami: Are you stupid or something? I said I'm a woman.
Zoro: Idiot, she's singing the lyrics to one of Abba's songs.
Me: DAMN IT ZORO!
Nami: What, so I didn't win a prize!
Me: No...
Nami: A prank call?
Me: Yup. And...RORONOA ZORO I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?
Zoro: Uhh, YES MAM!
Me: Good *hangs up*
Nana: Well that was fun.
Me: Damn that Roronoa Zoro.
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Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)
SonstigesHello humans (or aliens)! This is basically a fanfic thing where I and my OC's (is it spelt that way, why am I even writing this) prank call characters from anime's. Please comment and ENJOY!!!