Me: I wanna call Italy!
Rico: That was quick...
Nana: How do you call Italy?
Rico: We get his number...duh...
Nana: So are we like gonna call the president or some shit?
Me and Rico: Oh...
Nana: What?
Me: You got it all wrong Nana-chan.
Rico: Yup...
...
...
...
Nana: Well? Can you at least tell me?
Me: *thinking face* Maybe~ *drifts off into imagination aka: magical land of Killua Zoldycks and metal music, sometimes unicorns*
Rico: Oh shit! She's doing it again!
Nana: We'll fix her later, tell me now!
Rico: Fiiiiiiine!
~~~~~~~~~~~Time skip because Rico is explaining~~~~~~~~~~duh~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nana: So Italy is not a country?
Rico: Yes and no...I'll explain more later, we have to fix Ken.
Nana: Agreed.
Rico: Ken *knocks* Ken *knocks* Ken *knocks*
(A/N): If anyone knows where this is from...I LOVE YOU! If it doesn't ring a bell...Penny...
Nana: This isn't working...
Rico: Let me try something else.
Nana: Wha--
Rico: KEN WAKE THE FUCK UP! YOU HAVE A JOB TO DO THAT NOBODY PAYS YOU FOR ALTHOUGH YOU NEED MONEY FOR OTAKU STUFF AND FOOD!
Me: *snaps out of imagination* Huh? Oh-- YES MAM!
Rico: NOW PICK UP THE GOD DAMNED PHONE AND CALL ITALY!
Me: YES MAM! *salutes* *dials*
(Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone)
Italy: Ciao!
Me: Hi!
Italy: ...
Me: ...
Italy: ...
Me: ...
Italy: Ciao!
Me: Hi!
Italy: ...
Me: ...
Italy: Who is this?
Me: It's me!
Italy: Hi you!
Me: No no, it's me!
Italy: I?
Me: Wat?
Italy: Her?
Me: ...
Italy: We?
Me: I don't get it...
Italy: Pastaaa~
Me: *facepalm*
Italy: You want pastaaa~
Me: No thank you, I would like a large cappuccino with extra whip cream and a pink straw...no receipt.
Italy: Uh-- I don't know what that is?
Me: THEN YOU HAVE FAILED YOUR JOB AS A TURTLE!
Italy: Whaaaa! Gomen'nasai gomen'nasai gomen'nasai! *waves around white flag*
Me: O.O Take it easy man, it's not like I'm gonna hurt you or anything.
Italy: Promise?
Me: I'm on the phone, it's not like I can teleport--oh wait I can...
Italy: Pasta?
Me: No.
*awkward silence*
Me: *leans away from the phone* *whispers* This isn't really going anywhere, should I hang up?
Nana: Yeah...
Me: Bye...this call will also cost you five million dollars...have a good day. *hangs up*
Rico: This isn't going very well...
Me: Next time will (hopefully) be funnier!
Nana and Rico: YEAH!
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Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)
RandomHello humans (or aliens)! This is basically a fanfic thing where I and my OC's (is it spelt that way, why am I even writing this) prank call characters from anime's. Please comment and ENJOY!!!
