Me: Who we gonna call?
Rico: Ghost busters!
Me: No...no Rico...we are not calling Ghost Busters...
Nana: Why?
Me: Do you wanna call them too Nana?!
Nana: Whaaat no of course not, I just found out Zayn quit the backstreet boys or something.
Rico: Don't you mean the backstroke boys?
Me: No she means One Direction...and the backstroke boys? Wouldn't that be like the guys from Free! if they had a band?
Rico: No, I'm pretty sure it was the backstroke boys.
Nana: Anywaaaaays, but I'm sad he quit.
Me: Not me, that means there's only four left...*evil smirk*
Nana: Where did that cat come from? *points at me who is suddenly holding a cat*
Me: Evil attracts cats, that is a fact.
Rico: So...Ghost Busters?
Me and Nana: Nooooooo!
Rico: Then...Yuno Gasai?
Me: You're really having me call another scary person?
Rico: Yeah, but I prepared the bunker with pie this time so it will probably be okay.
Me: Okay fine, just let's get this over with. *dials*
Yuno: Hello there?
Me: *Yuno voice* Hello Yuno or should I say...me!
(DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN)
Yuno: What! I thought I killed 'me'!
Me: There are other us's.
Yuno: Why are you calling?
Me: Well...Yukki accidentally died in this universe so imma just steal yours.
Yuno: I won't let you! Never!
Me: But I know your weakness...
Yuno: *gasp* Impossible!
Me: Ummm, I'm you so it is possible.
Yuno: You have a point.
Me: If you don't hand Yukki over by midnight, I will...
Yuno: You will...
Me: I will...have Justin Bieber go over to you...and touch your head.
Yuno: NOOOOOOO! But I have to stay strong for Yukki!
Me: *sighs and changes voice back to normal* Okay gurl just calm down! I'm not gonna send JB on you because I'm not that horrible.
Yuno: SO YOU'RE NOT ME! YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO STEAL YUKKI FROM ME!
Me: No...
Yuno: LIAR! I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!
Me: Okaaaay, good luck with that and have a great day...se ya! *hangs up*
Nana: How did you know her weakness?
Me: As said before, I have my resources. Now let's hurry to the bunker!
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Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)
RandomHello humans (or aliens)! This is basically a fanfic thing where I and my OC's (is it spelt that way, why am I even writing this) prank call characters from anime's. Please comment and ENJOY!!!