Yuno Gasai - Mirai Nikki

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Me: Who we gonna call?

Rico: Ghost busters!

Me: No...no Rico...we are not calling Ghost Busters...

Nana: Why?

Me: Do you wanna call them too Nana?!

Nana: Whaaat no of course not, I just found out Zayn quit the backstreet boys or something.

Rico: Don't you mean the backstroke boys?

Me: No she means One Direction...and the backstroke boys? Wouldn't that be like the guys from Free! if they had a band?

Rico: No, I'm pretty sure it was the backstroke boys.

Nana: Anywaaaaays, but I'm sad he quit.

Me: Not me, that means there's only four left...*evil smirk*

Nana: Where did that cat come from? *points at me who is suddenly holding a cat*

Me: Evil attracts cats, that is a fact.

Rico: So...Ghost Busters?

Me and Nana: Nooooooo!

Rico: Then...Yuno Gasai?

Me: You're really having me call another scary person?

Rico: Yeah, but I prepared the bunker with pie this time so it will probably be okay.

Me: Okay fine, just let's get this over with. *dials*

Yuno: Hello there?

Me: *Yuno voice* Hello Yuno or should I say...me!

(DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN)

Yuno: What! I thought I killed 'me'!

Me: There are other us's.

Yuno: Why are you calling?

Me: Well...Yukki accidentally died in this universe so imma just steal yours.

Yuno: I won't let you! Never!

Me: But I know your weakness...

Yuno: *gasp* Impossible!

Me: Ummm, I'm you so it is possible.

Yuno: You have a point.

Me: If you don't hand Yukki over by midnight, I will...

Yuno: You will...

Me: I will...have Justin Bieber go over to you...and touch your head.

Yuno: NOOOOOOO! But I have to stay strong for Yukki!

Me: *sighs and changes voice back to normal* Okay gurl just calm down! I'm not gonna send JB on you because I'm not that horrible.

Yuno: SO YOU'RE NOT ME! YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO STEAL YUKKI FROM ME!

Me: No...

Yuno: LIAR! I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!

Me: Okaaaay, good luck with that and have a great day...se ya! *hangs up*

Nana: How did you know her weakness?

Me: As said before, I have my resources. Now let's hurry to the bunker!

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