Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)

Zeref-Fairy Tail

Me: Who are we gonna prank call today ladies?

Nana: *shouts* ZEREF!

Me: That was quick...O.O

Nana: I came up with the perfect plan while I was on twitter!

Rico: *whispers* Stalking people...

Nana: *death glare*

Rico: GOMEN'NASAI!

Nana: As I was saying *whispers plan*

Rico and me: ROGER!

~~~~~~Time skip brought to you by bunnies~~~~~~~~

Me: But what if Zeref's death magic suddenly comes out of the phone!?!

Nana: *shouts*Shut up woman and just call for god's sake!

Me: Okay okay, chillax!

Nana: YOU CHILLAX!

Rico: Just.call.right.now.please.

Me: Fine. *dials*

Zeref: Um, H-hello?

Me: Is this Zeref?

Zeref: Uh yeah?

Me: Thats great, I'm uh...Shigeko...your daughter!

Zeref: Oh hello-- WAIT WHAT!?!

Rico and Nana: *giggles like a little school girl*

Me: Yeah!

Zeref: How did that happen!?!

Me: You're shouting a lot you know, it's hurting my ears...*pouts*

Zeref: Just answer my question!

Me: Fine fine... mom said you got all weird because you ate some weird berries and then I suddenly happened!

Zeref: But...where is your mother?

Me: Oh, she died two years ago, bunnies don't live that long.

Zeref: I DID IT WITH A BUNNY!

Me: I can't juge you, you did eat some weird berries, those berries can really mess your brain up man!

Zeref: BUT STILL!

Me: BUT STILL WHAT?!

Zeref: Then if your mother is a bunny...and I am a human, what are you?

Me: I'm half human half bunny...duh...

Zeref:...

Me:...

Zeref:...

Me:...

Zeref:...

Me:...Apples...

Zeref: You're not very bright are you?

Me: Im half a bunny, what did you expect?

Rico and Nana: *laughs like crazy*HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Me: *animated vein pops up on my forehead*

Zeref: Wait...IS THIS A PRANK CALL!!!

Me: *death glare* DAMNIT RICO, NANA, YOU RUINED IT!!!!

Zeref: I'm hanging up now, don't call me again! *hangs up*

Me: You two...

Rico and Nana: *hugs in fear*

Me: *goes apeshit on Rico and Nana*

(On that Saturday, Nana 16 and Rico 15 got murdured by Ken 14, RIP Nana and Rico)

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Sry for the weird ending, my creativity suddenly stopped working. Yep, that is my excuse. I'm just saying that I will try to at least write two chapters each week, sometimes more, depends on.

Well, see ya!