Me: Who are we gonna prank call today ladies?
Nana: *shouts* ZEREF!
Me: That was quick...O.O
Nana: I came up with the perfect plan while I was on twitter!
Rico: *whispers* Stalking people...
Nana: *death glare*
Rico: GOMEN'NASAI!
Nana: As I was saying *whispers plan*
Rico and me: ROGER!
~~~~~~Time skip brought to you by bunnies~~~~~~~~
Me: But what if Zeref's death magic suddenly comes out of the phone!?!
Nana: *shouts*Shut up woman and just call for god's sake!
Me: Okay okay, chillax!
Nana: YOU CHILLAX!
Rico: Just.call.right.now.please.
Me: Fine. *dials*
Zeref: Um, H-hello?
Me: Is this Zeref?
Zeref: Uh yeah?
Me: Thats great, I'm uh...Shigeko...your daughter!
Zeref: Oh hello-- WAIT WHAT!?!
Rico and Nana: *giggles like a little school girl*
Me: Yeah!
Zeref: How did that happen!?!
Me: You're shouting a lot you know, it's hurting my ears...*pouts*
Zeref: Just answer my question!
Me: Fine fine... mom said you got all weird because you ate some weird berries and then I suddenly happened!
Zeref: But...where is your mother?
Me: Oh, she died two years ago, bunnies don't live that long.
Zeref: I DID IT WITH A BUNNY!
Me: I can't juge you, you did eat some weird berries, those berries can really mess your brain up man!
Zeref: BUT STILL!
Me: BUT STILL WHAT?!
Zeref: Then if your mother is a bunny...and I am a human, what are you?
Me: I'm half human half bunny...duh...
Zeref:...
Me:...
Zeref:...
Me:...
Zeref:...
Me:...Apples...
Zeref: You're not very bright are you?
Me: Im half a bunny, what did you expect?
Rico and Nana: *laughs like crazy*HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: *animated vein pops up on my forehead*
Zeref: Wait...IS THIS A PRANK CALL!!!
Me: *death glare* DAMNIT RICO, NANA, YOU RUINED IT!!!!
Zeref: I'm hanging up now, don't call me again! *hangs up*
Me: You two...
Rico and Nana: *hugs in fear*
Me: *goes apeshit on Rico and Nana*
(On that Saturday, Nana 16 and Rico 15 got murdured by Ken 14, RIP Nana and Rico)
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Sry for the weird ending, my creativity suddenly stopped working. Yep, that is my excuse. I'm just saying that I will try to at least write two chapters each week, sometimes more, depends on.
Well, see ya!
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Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)
De TodoHello humans (or aliens)! This is basically a fanfic thing where I and my OC's (is it spelt that way, why am I even writing this) prank call characters from anime's. Please comment and ENJOY!!!