Datclown wimpy sad nerdy story

Datclown goes to school

*datclown wakes up and puts on his choice specs*
*datclown does his nerdy morning routine*
*datclown notices his mother calling someone a asshole and screams*
Datclown:OMG THAT IS SO VIOLENT MOTHER YOU SHOULDNT NAME CALL PEOPLE
Mother:Shut up little nerdy piece of shit no wonder ur father left us
*datclown puts on his dora backpack and watches a baby program to learn his abcs*
*datclown goes to his before school math program and learns some algebra like the little crybaby nerdy piece of shit he his*
*datclown then goes to his first class gym*
Datclown: Gym teacher I cant do this class my glasses prevent me from doing anything and I need to do my extra work i asked for in math*
Gym teacher: Whatever nerdy piece of shit crybaby wimpy shit stain
*datclown does his extra math work as soon as the bell rings the bullies show up*
Bullies:Doing extra work?
Datclown:Yeah math is really fun
*The bullies continue to beat the shit out of the clown as datclown starts crying and bleeding and runs to tell the principle*
Principle: Ugh what now little shit
Datclown: The bullies hurt me
Principle: Not my problem now scram clown
*datclown limps his way to his next few classes*
*At his next class he encounters his crush the popular girl*
Datclown:Hey hottie
*the popular girl slaps the shit out of him and kicks him with her heels*
*datclown enters math class and sees his imaginary friend*
*datclown sits on his chair and sits on water put by the bullies*
Bullies:HAHAHHAHA DAT CLOWN WET HIS PANTS
*The class starts laughing as datclown runs to the bathroom in embarassment*
*datclown limps his way back and asks the teacher for extra homework*
*The class beats the shit out of his soul*
*datclown limps back home and cries himself to sleep*
THE END