Let the fight start!

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Datclown: Chulo our entire crew is dead and we are outnumbered
Chulo: You know what that means
*They speed out of their and run to find a new member*
Quinn: Go after them!
*Polar runs at full speed towards the two*
Datclown: LETS SPLIT UP
Chulo: ALRIGHT GOOD LUCK
*They split up*
Mosey: I will get Datclown you guys go get Chulo
Quinn: You cant possibly out speed polar dumb Mexican
Chulo: DUMB MEXICAN?!?!
*Chulo makes a smoke wall and Polar runs into and crashes*
*Zeus sends a bolt down on the two and electrocutes them*
*Quinn uses defense syrup but when the smoke clears Chulo is gone
Quinn: Damn it he's gone
*Polar uses his enhanced sense of smell to go after him*
*Skip to Mosey and Datclown*
*Mosey calls a moose and rides towards Datclown*
Datclown: Damnit everybody is asleep I cant find anyone
Mosey: It ha sbeen 3 hours since the chase started just give up
Datclown: NEVER
*Datclown then stops and punches Mosey off the moose*
Mosey: Agh fuck
*Datclown then finds a mcdonalds and notices a giant fat dude*
Datclown: He does not look strong but he is the only man around so it will have to do
*Datclown walks up to him*
Datclown: Whats your name
Andres: Andres I'm waiting for my 500 big macs
Datclown: Ok don't care
*Datclown drags him to the fighting area*
Chulo: I could not find anyone
Chulo: You?
*Andres appears*
Chulo: You have such low standards
Datclown: Not my fault he is the inly person up right now
*Mosey and quinn appear*
Datclown: Andres take Quinn Chulo you take polar and I will fight Mosey
Chulo and andres: Got it!
Andres: I better get my 500 big macs after this

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