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Hero Agency - Island

Killua: Alright Matt I have another recruitment mission for you
Matt: What is it this time
Killua: Go out to the seas again and find an island
Matt: Out of all places you want me to find someone on an island?!?!
Killua: Blah Blah just shut up and go already
Matt: Fine, Datclown and Chulo get the boat ready!
Datclown: Yes sir!
*Datclown and Chulo get the boat ready and head out to the sea*
Matt: Alright now we sit and wait for an island
*About an hour later Chulo discovers an island shaped like an perfect square*
Chulo: Sir, I found an island!
Matt: It seems so lets go check it out
*The boat docks next to the island and Datclown sets the anchor*
Datclown: Alright lets see what this place has to offer
*The island is covered completely by sand and cactus*
Chulo: Reminds me of my home
Datclown: I bet it does
Matt: Quit talking and keep your eyes peeled open
*They soon find a town called Pallosand*
Matt: How strange a town in the middle of no where and even stranger this place is full of people
*They enter the town and step into a wild and busy marketplace*
Datclown: Wow the fruit heres looks good but where do they get it?
Chulo: Don't know seems kind of shady
*Datclown walks up to a watermelon stand*
Datclown: Hello sir I would like a watermelon please
Shop owner: Sure thing kid
*The shop owner hands the watermelon to Datclown*
*Datclown pays him $2*
Datclown: Thank you but by the way where did you get this
Shop owner: Its a secret!
Datclown: A secret?
Shop owner: Yes now scram
Matt: How strange so its a secret?
Chulo: Seems likes it
Datclown: Guys I see a palace up ahead
Matt: Huh?
*A palace made of pure diamond sets upon them and shines bright*
Matt: I have never seen a palace made of diamond before
Datclown: Lets talk to the king!
Chulo: Or queen but lets go
Matt: So reckless but I guess I cant fight it
*They enter the palace to find a trail of blood*
Matt: Holy shit lets follow the trail
*They follow the trail and find the sight of a Kings body*
Datclown: Are you ok sir!
King: Im all good but who are you
Datclown: My name is Datclown and this is Chulo and Matt
King: I don't know why but the name Datclown rings a bell
Datclown: Well what is your name?
King: Rodger
Datclown: G-g-g-Grandpa?!?!
Rodger: Damn it
Rodger: I have tried for 20 years to avoid you but look what happens
*Datclown sheds a tear*
Datclown: I missed you grandpa!
Rodger: And I don't but look where we are
Datclown: Matt heal his wounds right away!
Matt: Already started
*Rodger gets healed and is placed on his bed*
Matt: Want to explain what happened
Rodger: Sure
Rodger: There was this boss of a shady company that wanted my throne
Rodger: I had to fight him but he was too strong and nearly killed me and stole my crown
Rodger: He owns about 2 henchmen that are extremely powerful hiding in the city
Matt: Where is he now!
Rodger: Probably in his lair planning his next plan
Matt: Where is this lair
Rodger: Underground under the island
Matt: You can depend on us to defeat him!
Rodger: Help yourself to a meal first so you are ready
Chulo: Fair point lets go to the kitchen
*The three finish eating and return to Rodger*
Datclown: He's missing!
Matt: Follow his footprints we can find him
*The catch up to Rodger at the middle of town*
Rodger: God damn it what do you want!
Matt: Help you
Chulo: Besides you are in no condition to fight
Rodger: Alright fine follow me
*They encounter a sewer in the middle of nowhere*
Rodger: Alright here it is lets get in
*They get in and find a door*
*Rodger kicks down the door and they navigate through the area*
*They find a farming area filled with fruit*
Matt: So that explains where the fruit came from
Chulo: Wait... So that means the shop owner was one of the henchmen!
*The shop owner comes out from the corner*
Shop owner: Looks likes you found put good job
Shop Owner: My name is Al
Al: You aren't getting to the boss that easily!
Matt: You guys go on I will handle him
Al: A brave one I see lets fight then
*The rest go further on and find an henchmen guarding the door*
Henchman: Im afraid I can not let you pass
Datclown: Who decides that!
Luffy: Me Luffy
Datclown: Its you I thought I killed you!
Luffy: I guess you did not
Datclown: You two go I will fight this rubber bastard
*Rodger and Chulo break the door and find the boss*
Boss: Ah you finally came to fight me Rodger but it seems you brought a guest
Katakuri: My names Katakuri and I am the boss around here
Chulo: I wont let you take over this kingdom
Katakuri: So bold and brave yet so weak
Katakuri: Fight me
*Matt vs Al*
Matt: I wonder what your power is that makes you so strong
Al: Unlucky for you I am in the perfect place to fight you
*A strawberry comes alive and gets buff*
Matt: Interesting you can make anything come alive
Al: Good luck kid
Matt: Im 36 years old though...
Al: Just shut up already!
*The giant buff strawberry goes for a punch but Matt dodges and slices it up with his sword*
Al: Damn it why do you have to be a sword user
*A pebble comes to life and punches Matt sword*
*The sword gets slightly rusted up*
Matt: Interesting using a pebble so I can not cut it
Al: Thats right it is because I am superior
Matt: Don't get over yourself
*Matt smashes the pebble into pieces with a strong powerful kick*
Al: Such insane power!
*Al has no choice but to send an army of fruit containing 100 fruit to attack Matt*
Matt: You never learn your lesson huh?
*Within a second Matt slices them all up*
Al: Impossible...
Matt: A bit too easy if you ask me
Al: Please spare my life I beg you!!!
Matt: Hahahahhaha
*Matt slices off Al's head at the speed of light*
Matt: I was expecting more fight but it seems you are carried by your power
*Next is Datclown Vs Luffy*
Datclown: Still confused on how you are alive hut lets go rubber boy
Luffy: Did you not notice that when I "Died" my fruit didn't appear...
Datclown: Nope
*Luffy stretches back his arm about 20 miles and punches Datclown in the face*
Luffy: You fucking idiot
*Datclown kicks Luffys stomach but he absorbs the attack and launches him back*
Luffy: Thanks to the boss I was able to get even stronger
Datclown: I honestly do not care
*Datclown punches his face with a dentures boosted punch*
*Luffys head launches back far away and headbutts Datclown*
Datclown: Agh that hurt
*Luffy starts to punch Datclown rapidly with a lunch each millisecond*
Datclown: Your punches hit hard but not as hard as mine!
*Datclown uses a glasses boosted punch and avoids Luffys head making him hit the wall*
Luffy: Agh you bastard
*Luffy transforms and gets slightly buffer*
Datclown: That it?
*Datclown starts to throw punches and kicks at Luffy  but he keeps dodging them*
Datclown: Stop dodging and fight me!
Luffy: Fool whenever I dodge your attack I get faster
*Luffy starts speeding off the walls barely being able to be seen*
Datclown: Damn it where is he
*Datclown starts to get rapidly hit and can not sense where he is*
*Luffy goes for a cheap shot and hits Datclowns balls*
Datclown: OOOFFFFFF
*Datclown performa a spinning and manages to hit Luffy against a wall*
*Datclown bashes Luffys head against the wall until he sees his brain*
Datclown: ARE YOU DEAD NOW!
Luffy: N-No
*Datclown bashes his brain and his skull until he's dead*
Datclown: Should have known he would go for a cheap shot
*Finally is Rodger and Chulo VS Katakuri*
Katakuri: This should be light work
Rodger: Last time it was a cheap surprise attack but now I can show you my power
Rodger: I can make any part of my body turn into diamond
Katakuri: I do not care old man
*Katakuri punches Rodger face but punches diamond instead*
Katakuri: Thats some tough diamond
*Katakuri gets kicked by Rodger but avoids it by becoming sand*
Rodger: Huh?
Katakuri: With my power I control sand and become sand
Rodger: Sounds strong
Chulo: How funny our powers are quite similiar
Katakuri: What is yours then
Chulo: Same thing as yours except smoke
Katakuri: Interesting let me take care of the old man first though
*Katakuri traps Rodger in a sand prison with no bars*
Chulo: Damn brutal
Katakuri: Heh our turn now
*Katakuri shoots sharp sand at Chulo but he dodges and shoots smoke at his mouth*
*Katakuri dodges and kicks Chulo but he turns into smoke*
Chulo: What was the point of that
Katakuri: Just double checking
*While Chulo is distracted he shoots a spike of sand and sends him to the surface in the middle of the town*
*The towns people hide in their homes in fear*
Chulo: Catch me if you can ugly sand man
*Chulo turns into smoke and speeds his way through the house roofs*
*Katakuri follows in hot pursuit*
Katakuri: You cant run away forever!
Kid: Hi Katakuri!
Katakuri: Huh?
*Chulo Sends a stream of smoke to free Rodger when he is not looking*
Chulo: Think what is strong against sand
Chulo: I know, Water!
*He spots an oasis and returns to normal*
*Katakuri jumps off the building I found you!
*Smoke pills Katakuri into the oasis*
Katakuri: Wait why cant I transform?!?!
Chulo: Simple water solidifies sand making it impossible for you to transform
Katakuri: Cheap but smart
Chulo: ZEUS NOW!
Katakuri: Who?
*Zeus sends a powerful lightning bolt and shocks Katakuri*
*Rodger comes out and becomes full diamond and picks up Katakuri by his legs*
*He slams into the ground over 1000 times until his skull bashes open*
Chulo: Calm down he's dead
Rodger: Oh I didn't notice
Chulo: Good job old man
Rodger: You too
*Matt and Datclown come out*
Datclown: Good job team
Matt: By the way Rodger are you interested in joining our hero agency
Rodger: Yes I am let me say my final goodbye to the town
*When the ship is about to departure Rodger says his final goodbyes and they set sail to the agency*