Marrying Glasses

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*datclown wakes up to find his glasses missing*
Datclown:MOTHER WHERE ARE MY SEXY GLASSES
Mother:Idk where ur clown glasses are look under ur bed dumbass
Datclown:FOUND IT
*datclown pauses for a moment to see how sexy and hot his glasses are*
Datclown:LOOK AT THE RACK ON THOSE GLASSES
*Datclown puts on his dentures and brushes his teeth with his glasses*
*datclown heads out to go on a date with his glasses*
Datclown:Hey glasses....
Glasses:.......
Datclown:I love you so much baby girl
Glasses:........
*They date for 3 years until he gets married*
*nobody shows up at the wedding because they were too embarrased by looking at him to go*
*datclown has seggs with his glasses with his 1 millimeter defeater*

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