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Titan Attack

Killua: Matt I have another location chosen for you
Matt: Where now sir
Killua: A big island with many secrets within it nobody knows about so I want you to look there for someone
Matt: Alright who should I bring
Killua: Take Datclown, Chulo, Lars, and Raptor
Killua: Rodger will stay here and finish the diamond bubble to protect our base
Matt: Alright come on guys!
*They board the ship and head for the island*
*They arrive at a decently large island with three giant walls protecting inner cities within it*
Matt: Interesting giant walls to protect the towns what could possibly be that dangerous and big
*Suddenly a large 20 meter tall titan rushes toward them*
Matt: So that is why... Raptor take care of it
Raptor: No problem
*Raptor burns the titan to a crisp*
Chulo: There must be some people that kill these things
Datclown: Possibly but how would they
Lars: While you guys were talking I found this gear dropped on the bushes
*They open the case and reveal a jetpack and 2 swords*
Matt: Jetpacks huh?
*Lars equips the gear and starts flying*
Lars: Woah and even better this thing does not run out of fuel!
Raptor: Lets go to the walls shall we
*The run to the first wall and enter the town through a hidden door*
*They found a lively town with kids running around and adults shopping at the markets*
Chulo: This place is quite normal
Datclown: At least we know that there are fighters here because of the gear Lars has
*They walk around the area for a while when they encounter a police officer*
Matt: Hello we are quite new to the area so can you kindly so explain to us what this is all about
Police officer: There are 3 walls protecting cities with the middle containing the king
Police officer: Then there are titans that attack daily but blocked by the walls and we have a force that eliminates them
Police officer: I should mention that the titans weak spots are the back of their neck
Matt: Ok thanks a lot where can we find this force
Police officer: The giant building right there
Matt: Ok see ya
*They enter the building and find only one man sitting on a chair drinking tea*
Man: The fuck do you rascals want?
Matt: We were just curious about this force of yours?
Man: This force is useless now go away
Matt: But why?
Man:Everyone in the force died except for me and nobody wants to join us
Datclown: We can help
Man: Ok ok but do you even have any experience?
Chulo: No but we have powers
Man: Only the king possess powers so you must be lying
Chulo: Well actually we come from a country far out in the ocean
Man: Ok ok makes sense my name is captain
Chulo: Captain?
Captain: Well I do not know my name so everyone called me captain since I am the captain
Lars: Makes sense but how many of these big guys are there
Captain: Nobody knows more and more appear each day since another island keeps dropping them in
Lars: But how
Captain: It is an island we are in war with and they turn their citizens into titans to attack us
Raptor: How cheap should we just attack them
Captain: Impossible, the island is covered with an obsidian bubble
Raptor: Interesting well what should we do?
Captain: We sit and wait for them to come until they run out of people
*Suddenly a loud explosion is heard outside*
Captain: Shit they must have gotten in go and handle it while I get my gear
*The gang rush out of the HQ and find a gigantic titan covered in obsidian armor*
Lars: Raptor can you melt that?
Raptor: No I can not melt obsidian
Lars: Alright you three take it on I am practically useless
*Datclown sends a kick at his face but it does nothing*
*The titan grabs Datclowns legs and throws him on to the ground*
*Chulo tries to blind it with smoke but he eats the smoke and shoots it back at Chulo*
*Datclown gets up and uses a glasses dentures punch but once again it does nothing and the titan punches Datclown into a wall*
*Meanwhile captain starts evacuating the people out of the city*
*The titan lets out a roar and 50 more titans break through the wall*
Lars: Raptor try to melt them all I will slice their necks
*Lars kills half while raptor kills the other half£
*The obsidian titan picks up a house and throws it at raptor*
*Raptor melts the house before it can hit him*
*The obsidian titan grabs Chulo by the neck with his fingers and slowly starts to crush*
*Matt frees Chulo by sending a fire slash with his sword at the eyes*
*The titan gets angry and smashes every house and everything in his path*
Captain: I got everyone evacuated what is happening
Captain: Shit they finally used their strongest weapon nothing can beat it
Matt: Do not worry I can handle it
*Matt sends a thousand fire slashes at the titan nearly cracking some of his armor*
*The titan swings at Matt but he dodges and kicks his face with a fire kick*
*The titan drops to his knees and Matt is about to finish it off when the titan roars*
*The titan gets rougher and sturdier armor but even worse two portals appear in the air and two enemies come out*
Lars: Oh my fucking god
*One of the portals a tall and buff man comes out with a giant spiky club and the other a tall and skinny man*
Captain: Shit knew this would happen I will be back
*Captain rushes to HQ and enters the basement and unlocks a safe*
*Inside is one of the fruits*
Captain: Never thought I would need this but here we go
*Captain eats the fruit and gains the ability to transform into a titan king
*Captain rushes outside and transforms into the titan king*
Lars: Wow...
*The titan is tall with a giant staff and armor made of gold*
*The obsidian titan throws a punch at Captain but he blocks with the staff and pushes him away with the staff*
*The two men appear and introduce themselves*
*The tall buff dude is Draco and the tall skinny dude is Shane*
Draco: Let us start our rampage shall we?
Shane: Yes we shall
*Draco becomes a giant blue dragon and starts destroying the city with his blue flames*
*Chulo goes out to stop him*
*Shane starts to chat with Datclown*
Shane: Hey Datclown remember your good friend Steve Irwin?
Datclown: What about him?
Shane: Remember when he never came back from his journey?
Datclown: Yeah...
Shane: I killed him and stole his fruit
Datclown: I will kill you
Shane: Unlucky for you you will die because my second power is decay anything I touch turns to dust including humans
*Shane summons a giant hand from the ground and almost grabs Datclown but he dodges turning the house into dust instead*
Datclown: That was close
*Meanwhile Chulo and Draco start to fight*
Draco: GET OUT OF MY WAY
Chulo: Nah
*Chulo blinds his eyes with smoke and punches him with a smoke punch*
Draco: Damn pesky brat
*Draco charges at Chulo full speed but Chulo turns into smoke and Draco slams into the wall*
Draco: Damn you
*Draco shoots a giant fireball at Chulo*
*Zeus destroys the fireball with a giant lightning bolt*
*Draco charges again at Chulo but when he turns into smoke he eats him*
*Chulo gets stuck in the dragons belly*
Chulo: Ewww what the fuck is this dude eating
Chulo: Hey zeus send a bolt through his stomach
*Zeus sends a powerful bolt through Draco stomach and Chulo escapes leaving a hole in the Draco stomach*
*Zeus kills Draco by using his most powerful lightning bolt and pierces his skull*
Chulo: Nice work Zeus let us get back to the others
*Datclown punches Shane in the face*
*Shane summons a clone of himself and the both start attacking Datclown*
*Shane covers he and his clone in hands making it impossible to touch them*
Datclown: Shit what do I do now
*Datclowns body starts to cover in Glasses aura energy and his body sends a giant explosion killing Shane and his clown*
Chulo: Woah is that a new ability?
Datclown: Yeah I guess so lets get to the others
*Captain finishes transforming and charges at the obsidian titan*
*Captain slams his staff on the obsidian titans head and the staff sends a mystery blast harming the titan*
Woman:Hey you there come with me I need your help
Lars:Me?
Woman: Yes you
*Lars follows the woman to a basement and finds a gadget being built*
*The gadget is a bomb that can be placed and sticked to something or someone*
Woman: My name is Emilia and J need help finishing this gadget of mine
Lars: No problem what do you need
Emilia: I need some parts but I can nit find any J need your help finding some so we can kill the obsidian titan
Lars: Luckily for you in my bag I carry every part and gadget in existence
Emilia: How big is your bag?
Lars: It is a part of my power
*Lars completes the gadget in a second and equips it*
Lars: What do you want me to do
Emilia: Use a jetpack and fly in and attach it to the titan
Lars: I lost my jetpack but I have a friend that can help
Emilia: Ok I will stay here good luck
*Lars runs out of the basement and finds Raptor*
*Captain lets out a roar and starts to control gravity*
*Captain lets a huge amount of gravity weigh on the obsidian titan*
*The obsidian titan starts to slowly get crushed when it releases a dark energy blast from his body and blasts away the king titan*
*The king titan then uses his staff and it sends a blast from the staff and shoots at the obsidian titan face*
*His face gets blown to smithereens but it regenerates*
*Suddenly even more portals appear up to about 500*
Datclown: Oh my god...
Matt: If we can kill the titan these portals will dissapear
*From the portals mythical beasts come out and head towards ti commotion*
Lars: Everyone watch out!
*Lars runs across a levitated hardened lava bridge and jumps off to attach the bomb*
*Just as he is about to miss the jump Captain grabs him and throws him at the obsidian titan*
*Lars attaches the bomb and Captain picks him up running away*
*The bomb explodes and the Obsidian titan dies with his dead bones laying on the ground*
*All the beasts from the portals disappear and everything returns to normal*
Matt: Nice work everyone
Captain: What now
Matt: It is up to you either join us or stay here
Captain: Everybody I loved died so I will come just give me one last thing
Matt:Ok?
*The gang is on the ship and stop at the enemy island*
Captain: Luckily I can still control gravity in human form
*Captain controls the island and pushes it all the way down to the deepest point of the ocean*
Matt: Hah nice lets go then