Prison Breakout

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by Brady2933

by Brady2933

*Datclown is thrown into the jail cell with a loud bang as the officer yells*
Officer:GOOD LUCK SURVIVING HERE SCRAWNY WHITE BOY
*Datclown is greeted to his cellmate a unbelievably buff man with a nasty scar on his face*
Hilga:Hey there boy Im Hilga
Datclown:So ur a female???
Hilga:ASSUMING MY GENDER?
*Hilga breaks datclowns legs as datclown screams in pain and terror*
*The officer had to arrive and bring him to the infirmary*
*Datclown returns to the cell with crutches*
Hilga:Hey kid thats how we say welcome around these parts so welcome to jail I guess
Datclown:Gee thanks Hilga
*They soon fall asleep*
*The next morning datclown cleans his glasses*
*He soon goes to bathroom time with the inmates*
*He starts to clean bis dentures and cleans his braces extra clean*
*Soon it is time for the dreadful shower time*
*Datclown was doing fine until he dropped the soap*
*The inmates all stare at him knowing whats going to happen*
*The inmates grab their towels and slap him with them for at least 5 minutes*
*At the end of it datclown is on the floor screaming in pain*
*Hilga carries him to the cell where they wait for lunch*
*It is time for lunch and datclown goes up to get his tray of mystery meat and grey soup*
*Datclown hasnt eatin in a while so he starts gobbling that shit down*
Inmates:Damn bro that shit bussin?
*Datclown cries out of embarrasment and yells*
Datclown:Stop yall being mean
Inmates:Well thats life for ya kid
*Datclown and hilga walk back to the cell*
*Datclown gets dressed for his prison job as a dildo maker*
*He starts making the dildos and the inmates start bullying him for being the only one ever in history to ever take the job*
*He runs back to the cell and has had enough*
*He starts making a knife out of his glasses*
*He starts off by stabbing Hilga in the heart*
*He goes on a murdering spree killing all the inmates and guards*
*It was time for the final boss the prison chief*
Chief:Planning to kill me and then escape easily
Chief:Not gonna be that easy kid
*The chief rips off his shirt revealing his massive buff body*
*He grabs Datclown by the skull and says*
Chief:Any last words?
Datclown:No
*Datclown stabs his bald head*
*The chief is angry and tases datclown*
Chief:Hahaha kid your tazed what you gonna do now?
*The chief picks up datcloen ad he uses his last bit of strength datclown stabs the chief in the heart and lungs killing him*
Chief:How impossible!
*Datclown runs out of prison and runs to get a job af spencers*