Datclown wimpy sad nerdy story

Pirate Journey Australia

*Clown crew goes to Australia to find Steve Irwin*
*He is a famous animal controller and can can control animal he wants*
*Datclown thinks he can be a vital member of the crew*
*They arrive at Australia and greeted by a guide*
Guide: Gday mate rickey its a hot day out
Datclown: Can you take us to see Steve Irwin
Guide: Sure
*They go to the zoo and find the entrance*
Datclown: Thanks
Guide: No Problem
*They enter the zoo and try to find Irwin as fast as they can*
Chulo:CAN YOU HURRY UP
Datclown: Shut up im trying to read the facts
*They finally make it to the alligator exhibit*
*Steve Irwin finishes up wrestling a gator*
Steve Irwin: Easy dubs mate
*Datclown walks up to him*
Datclown:Can you join my crew?
Steve Irwin: HA only if you can beat the killer croc
Steve: Hes made for guys like you if you beat him I will join
*Putin enters the arena*
*The croc is a croc that stands on two legs and has muscular body*
*Putin punches the croc and kicks his face*
*Croc withstands the punch like it was nothing and grabs his leg sending him flying*
*Putin gets up and punches his guts but he withstands it as well*
Steve: Do you not understand you can never beat him
Putin: Shut your mouth white boy
*Putin pokes the crocs eyes and knocks out his teeth*
*The croc is angry and punches him into the ground*
Steve: He has one weakness but you will never find it
*Putin goes up and kicks the crocs crotch killing it*
Steve: Damn you well I guess I have no choice but to join*
*Steve joins as they go to find their last member in Antartica*