*datclown wakes up to see that his lovely wife glasses is not sleeping next to him*
Datclown:Glasses where are you!
*datclown goes downstairs to trip down the stairs and injure his head*
Datclown:Gah dammit
*he finds glasses in the kitchen scrolling through his phone*
Datclown:What the frick are u doing
Glasses:WHOS DENTURES AND WHY IS SHE CALLING YOU NERDY DADDY
Datclown:Must be a random number
Glasses:NO BECAUSE YOU CALLED HER SEXY HOT MAMA
Datclown:Look I can explain
*glasses slaps datclown punches his stomach and then runs away*
Datclown:NO COME BACK
*dentures arrives at his door*
Dentures:Was that your wife running away?
Datclown:Yeah but u sexier hot mama milker
*they do intense nerdy geeky makeout session*
*dentures leaves to go home*
Datclown:Finally shes gone now time to go chase down glasses
*He catches up to glasses and tackles her*
Glasses:WTF
*glasses kicks his millimeter balls*
Datclown:OWIEEEEEE
Datclown:MOMMY HELP ME
*datclown mom arrives and gives him another kick*
*datclown is unconscious on the floor*
Mother:You can go now glasses
Glasses:Thx
YOU ARE READING
Datclown wimpy sad nerdy story
Short StoryDatclown being a little scaredy cat wimp crybaby
