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Hero Agency - Volcano

Killua: MATT!
Matt: What is it sir!
Killua: I have a new recruitment mission for you!
Matt: Where now
Killua: An volcano on an island
Matt: You can not be serious
Killua: Oh I am so get your scrawny ass on that plane and go right now with the other three
Matt: Yes, Sir!
*Matt gathers up Datclown, Chulo, and Rodger onto the plane and fly to the volcano*
Rodger: You still have not told us where we are heading
Matt: Boss told us we are going to a volcano
Chulo: No way somebody lives on a volcano
Matt: Wait until you see you will be surprised
*The plane lands at an island with a giant volcano with houses built on the sides of it*
Datclown: Interesting houses built on a volcano
*They hop off the plane and explore the area*
*They encounter a dead farm with dead crops and grass everywhere*
Rodger: A dead farm seems suspicious
Matt: Theres dead grass and trees everywhere how do people even live here
Chulo: Lets go ask one of the citizens
*They knock on a door of a family of 4*
Father: Better not be you again Susan I said we do not have any food!
Chulo: Not Susan
*He opens the door*
Father: Oh what brings you here to a place like this
Matt: This place looks dead as fuck
Father: Haha sure is we have not had any food for a few days
Matt: What happened?
Father: We used to have a guy control the volcano which believe it or not produced rain
Mother: But he suddenly stopped and we are all to scared to even go to the top of the volcano
Matt: We can
Mother: Thanks so much for doing what we could not
Matt: That is what heroes do
*They leave the house and go to the top of the volcano*
*They find the volcano to be covered by solid air*
Matt: Interesting so it seems someone has been preventing the explosions by covering this volcano with what seems to be solid air
*Suddenly a tall woman comes from the corner*
Woman: Trying to stop me
Matt: Who the fuck are you...
Woman: Im the one that prevents this volcano from exploding
Rodger: Sounds kind of pointless to me
Woman: NO ITS NOT
Woman: Let me explain my name is Rebecca
Rebecca: The reason I stop the volcano is because its fun
Datclown: Does not look like much fun to me
Rebecca: It is fun when you see him struggle
*They look in to see a muscular dude shooting lava at the air but fails to do so*
Rebecca: Soon he will run out of lava and the entire town will die a sad and pathetic dea-
*Rodger punches her face with a diamond fist*
Rebecca: Ow dude wtf
Rodger: Just shut up already nobody cares
Rebecca: So its going to be like that huh
Matt: You three get in the volcano through the sides I will fight her
*Rebecca shoots an air bullet at the three but Matt blocks it with his sword*
Matt: Just so you know your air is visible
Rebecca: A fight it is
Rodger: Alright guys stand back and lemme kick a hole
*He kicks a hole and find the guy collapsed on the floor*
*Datclown wakes him up*
Guy: Huh who are you and how did you get in here?
*Chulo points at the hole*
Rodger: I am Rodger this is Chulo and this is Datclown
Chulo: We came to help you out
Guy: I see well my name is Raptor
Raptor: But who's fighting Rebecca
Rodger: Our friend Matt
Raptor: Hood but before we go I wont leave until I break this air
Chulo: Fair enough but how
Raptor: I am going to do what I never have
*He gathers every last bit of lava and shoots it at the wall*
*The air breaks and lava shoots up in the air*
Rebecca: Now I am pissed!
Rebecca: Die
Matt: So brave with words
*Rebecca bounces off air from side to side and kicks Matt*
*He catches her foot and slams her onto the ground*
Rebecca: Ow I think I broke my backbone
Matt: Good
*Raptor surfs out of the volcano on lava*
Raptor: We meet again Rebecca
Rebecca: I guess we do
*She punches Raptor but he dodges and punches her stomach with a lava fist*
Rebecca: AGHHHH MY STOMACH IS MELTING
Raptor: I do not have any patience for a fair fight so rot in hell
*He melts Rebecca body whole*
Rodger: Dang
*The lava moves away and reveals her skeleton*
Datclown: EWWWWW
Rodger: Toughen up little pussy its just a skeleton
Matt: Anyways want to join our hero agency
Raptor: Sure why not
*Raptor waves his final goodbyes and they fly back to the agency*