Super Geek!

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by Brady2933

by Brady2933

*datclown is cleaning his choice specs as he feels a strange rush of energy go thorough his body*
*Then his body generates a explosion of math*
Datclown:Woah what was that now I feel even smarter
*As he turns to the mirror he notices his head has become huge*
Datclown:Woah I guess that explains why i feel smarter
*Datclown hops onto discord to his daily modding and ban people for mean name calling*
*Datclown turns to his nerdy tv and notices a bad guy rampaging through the streets*
Reporter:SOMEBODY HELP A GIANT APE MAN IS RAMPAGING THE CITY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT
Datclown:I have to save the city!
*Datclown makes his hero suit equipped with extra glasses and dentures*
Datclown:SUPER GEEK WILL SAVE THE DAY!
*Datclown finds the ape man*
Datclown:I super geek have come to save the day!!!
*ape man laughs and punches datclown across the face*
Datclown:Owie im telling mom!
Ape man:Oh shut up
*ape man picks up datclown and slams him into the ground*
Datclown:MY GLASSES THEY ALL BROKE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
*Datclown is extremely angry and gets a burst of power and uses the power of math and friendship on his side to kill ape man*
Ape man:IMPOSSIBLE NOW WAY
*Ape man disintegrated into dust*
Datclown:I HAVE SAVED THE DAY NOW TIME TO FIND SOME GLASSES*
*The next day at college*
Datclown:Hey guys im super geek and I saved you all from ape man
Bullies:Dont give a shit big head
*The bullies push and kick him on the ground as datclown screams and cries in pain*
*The principle arrives*
Principle:Ayo can I join yall???
*The principle joins and beats the soul out of datclown*
*Later at lunch he sees someones lunch tray falling so he catches it but the food flys up and hits the girls face*
Girl:UGH I HAVE A BOYFRIEND SUPER GEEK SHIT
*The girl and her besties 🤪 stomp on him with their heels*
*When school ends the bullies tell him to pull up 😤*
*The bullies fight datclown*
Datclown:BRAINY POWER
*The attack is not effective*
*The bullies pull out guns and shoot off his limbs leaving him limbless*
Datclown:AGHHHHH OH MY FRICKING FRICK FRICK
*The nurse carries his limbless body to the hospital*
*Datclown is forced to recieve robotic limbs therefore ending his career as super geek😔*