Adopted By The Wrong Number: Part 4: Chris Evans Fanfic

Chapter 7- NOOOOOOOO

Hope:
Aiwhaitwiqgq

You Know Who I Am:
You alright kid?

Dad:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mack-Aaahh:
Something happened

We Stan:
Chris, pls do tell

Ms. Badass:
No not chris

Hope makes it more colorful, Hope pls do tell

LOKISEXUAL:
this happens often as well?

Runner:
I wanna hear this

Hope:
HAUSHSIAYW8AHAYS

HDKAHSKAUAUSHS

FUDDDGGGGEEEEEEEEE

I KNOW I COULD CUSS BUT IM REFRAMING FROM DOIN SO, BC I AM IN A CHAT WITH ALLA ADULTS

I KNOW THAT'S NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE BUG WHATEVER I'M TRYING SOMETHING NEW

Dad:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hope:
Dad, I will murder

No hesitation, I have throwing knives, and I can aim pretty well

We Stan:
😳😳😳

Crying Brother:
Hope's current mood: Stabby🔪🔪

The Better Olsen:
Perfectly described

LOKISEXUAL:
I like her, Hope you are very approved

Hope:
Hiddleston I love you, Holland you're right

I can't say Tom anymore, there's 2 of you now

Not that I'm complaining I love you both

Dad:
hope, come back!

Hope:
Nope I don't wanna be in the same room as you

HE HAD THE AUDICITY TO MAKE FUN OF ME

like I totally don't do that all the time, but like we won't focus on that

ANYWAY RANTING TIME

Man Who Never Ages:
Okay good, I haven't missed a lot, anyway continue

Hope:
OKAY ANYWAY, THE DUDE, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY FAVOURITE PLAYER, NUMBER 14 ON THE DODGERS GOT TRADED

AND HE GOT FUCKING TRADED TO THE BOSTON RED SOXS, THE RED SOXS!!!!!!!

AND I HAVE HIS JERSEY, SO NOW MY FATHER IS MAKING FUN OF ME, WHO WOULD LIKE TO HIDE A BODY WITH ME?!?

BECAUSE, I WILL DO IT, BUT LIKE DODGER IS CUTE, AND IF CHRIS DIES I MIGHT GET SEPARATED FROM DODGER

I CANT DO THAT, I LOVE DODGER TO MUCH, NVM I CANT HIDE A BODY, I HAVE TO KEEP CHRIS AROUND, SO I CAN STAY WITH DODGER

Kay, I had autocaps on but I was in my ranting zone so oh well

LOKISEXUAL:
I wouldn't have been opposed to helping you hide a body