Adopted By The Wrong Number: Part 4: Chris Evans Fanfic

Chapter 16- Happy Birthday Olsen

Hope:
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY I WISH ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

YAYYY🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU ARE NOW ANOTHER AGE

The Better Olsen:
I will always look forward to you telling me happy birthday

Mack-Aaahh:

Whenever I get a happy birthday from her it's only "happy birthday 🎉"

Hope:

Hey I could just stop telling you happy birthday if you keep complaining 🙃

Mack-Aaahh:
You didn't let me finish

To which I appreciate very much

Stan:
That's more like it chocolatechino

Uncle Popular:
I get a whole post and a song😎

Mama Scarlett:
Same

Stan:
The favoritism✋😦😦

Dad:
I also get a post and a gift, but I'm her dad so I have to be her favorite here

Uncle Popular:
But we all know it's me

LOKISEXUAL:
as I recall hope has an MCU crush and her dad ruined it bc he added me here

So technically I could be the favorite

Hope:
No favoritism, it just depends how lazy I am that day, honestly

Also hiddleston, I will always have a soft spot for you

Stan:
So what do I have to do to get my name changed to something better?

LOKISEXUAL:
I am honored

Crying Brother:
I'm her brother so I'm favorite

Hope:
Next time I see you, you're name shall be changed

Also I saw you on set like photos, your hair looks weird

Also Holland... I could become your possible sister in law one day

Crying Brother:
That's the plan

Stan:
The criticism, the audicity

Mack-Aaahh:
Chill dude, you've learned too much from Hope

Mama Scarlett:
I'm just waiting for chris to see what hope and holland wrote

Dad:
EXCUSE YOU ARE A CHILD, NO THINKING ABOUT MARRIAGE, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN, CALM YOURSELF

Uncle Ruddy:
He saw it

Hope:
Don't worry, no marriage, I focus on college

And applications, fun!

I'm not a senior yet, so I'm chilling a little bit not really

Still kill me pls

Crying Brother:
I don't wanna kill you

The Better Olsen:
Yes no killing you

Hope:
For your birthday you shall choose what your name is gonna be from now on!! 🎉🎉

The Better Olsen:
MAMA OLSEN

mama olsen

Mama olsen

Hope:
Mama olsen it is

Hope has changed The Better Olsen to Mama Olsen

Mama Scarlett:
Welcome to the mom club

Mama Olsen:
I feel so honored

Uncle Popular:
So now she has 2 moms

Hope:
Yes she also gets a post

Mack-Aaahh:
I'm not jealous 🙃 just don't expect any falcon and winter soldier spoilers before it comes out

Stan:
Same goes for me

Hope:
NOOOOOOOOOOO

IM SORRY

oh- wait... I'm not, I'll watch it like every other normal person

Thank you for trying to threaten me, didn't work but I appreciate the thought😘

Dad:
That was so passive agressive, omg

Uncle Ruddy:
This will never get old

Mama Olsen:
Yes, just yes

Mama Scarlett:
Wow mackie, wow seb

Hope:
Okay well I love you mama olsen, I hope you have a wonderful day

Rest of the day consisted of me doing fucking homework, assholes.