Adopted By The Wrong Number: Part 4: Chris Evans Fanfic

chapter 15- I- no

Hope's Pov

Not me waking up with a headache, wrong bitch. Pain pills. Pain pills. Where the fuck are the pain pills? I know they prescribe shit.

"If you're looking for your pain medication, you have to eat first, so you want apple sauce or yogurt?"

"You choose."

"We have a surprise option, jello, here you get jello and apple sauce."

"Yay...."

My phone went off meanwhile I was eating my jello.

PADDDDDYYY:
hey Hope, you good?

Hope:
Yeah.....

Why wouldn't I be?

PADDDDDYYY:
you texted me yesterday

Hope:
What did I say again???😦

PADDDDDYYY:
"I love you, I would like to be your girlfriend" and then you sorta just died

Hope:
Oh fuck, uhm- well see what what happened was that ya know, wisdom teeth surgery was yesterday and I forgot to warn you

Uhm- I was on drugs, not that I don't want to be your girlfriend but I don't think the love you part is very appropriate

Ya know so just ignore what I said, and imma go yeet myself off a building'

It seems like the best option, ya know that or just throwing my phone

But like.... My phone is well more important

PADDDDDYYY:
Well first off okay understood about the drugs, second you just said you wanted to be my girlfriend and I'm pretty sure u're off the drugs, 3rd off I like the option where no one gets thrown off a building or falls off

Hope:
I'm pretty sure that was not an option but since you made it one, I guess we'll go with that one

Well anyway, Im eating jello, and I'll get back to you🙃

Totally not avoiding the situation untill I finish my jello, and then probably when I throw away my trash, watch a whole movie, and go to sleep.

Yeah.... Anyway.

"Hey dad, how annoying was I?"

"Well you did kick me, so pretty annoying, I was very glad when you went to sleep. Let me get you the pills."

"Good to know."

He got up and left and came back with 2 pills.

"Okay so one of them you take every 4 hours and then the other every 6. Okay?"

"Okay." He gave the pills I went to go get water. I swallowed them, and just finished the water.

"No one recorded right?"

"No I didn't."

"Uncle Scott did didn't he?"

"He didn't either."

"You're lying, I thought we established you were the bad lair here."

"Okay first off, rude, second off, he won't show anyone."

"Lies."

Hope:
Uncle Scott, ya know that thing called murder we always planned together

If you show the video that plan will turn into a solo missions against you

Uncle Superior:
Your dad really needs to get better at lying

He literally acts for a living, and yet he can't lie to a 16 year old

Hope:
I know right, I gotta teach him

Dude should really write out his lies and practice them as lines

That way he could recite them as if he was acting, maybe that would get him to lie better

Anyway, never show the video or I well inject something with a needle at the bottom of your tongue which will cause you to perish, and the scar will never be found

Uncle Superior:
I-

Ya know is it bad that I'm proud?

Hope:
To me no, my dad hears about it he will be worried.

Uncle Superior:
He's always worried, nothing new

Hope:
Kay well yeah

I'll see you when I see you😎

Kay so now I don't know what to do, so let's figure something out.

Shall we throw knives, we can't it's fucking cold outside and I don't wanna deal with that. Shall we watch netflix, or disney plus... And rewatch what we have from wandavision???

I choose option, so far only has 6 episodes and it's so fucking good. DARCY, WOO, AND MONICA are great.

So we shall do that, also love billy and tommy. Also weird how they have Evan Peters, I'm sorry but I like Aaron Taylor more... So like, rude.

Anyway, so that's how I spent the rest of my day, obviously it's the right way to spend your day.