Adopted By The Wrong Number: Part 4: Chris Evans Fanfic

Chapter 41- Clearing things up

Ya know every time I feel like everything is going well, everything goes to shit. Ya know I did admit my feelings, but not to the person who I should have, but i admitted to myself so that's fine. Anyway, I went back to the phone deciding why the hell not to call back my lovely person that I love to bully all the time because that is totally what having a boyfriend is about.

Maybe i'll just text him, that's more interesting and I can actually read those over in the future

Hope:
Paddle, are you done with your brother yet?

Paddle:
I'm contemplating life currently.

Hope:
Honestly mood

Thats me like 100% of the time

Would you like to tell me why

Paddle:
Not really, i mean I dont think its something that I should talk about

Actually wait that's the opposite of what i was supposed to do

Hope:
Wait, you were supposed to do something?

Paddle:
I wanna talk to you about what i heard over the phone

Hope:
Wait what exactly did you hear?

Don't say that and then not answer for like 5 minutes

PADDLE

Paddy

Patrick Holland

Get ur ass back on here

Paddle:
Sorry i had to go to the bathroom

Hope:
:/ wow

Wow

Wow

Wow

I cannot

YOU SERIOUSLY COULD'VE JUST TEXTED ME ON THE TOILET

IT TOOK YOU THAT LONG TO GO TO THE BATHROOM????

Paddle:
Yes

Hope:
I literally hate you

Paddle:
Not what I heard

Hope:
WAIT WHAT DID YOU HEAR????

Paddy:
I heard that I made a big mistake

I should've just waited for you to be ready, and I shouldn't have rushed anything and I'm sorry

Hope:
Oh you heard that, i know what you talking about now

Uhm- yeah see idk what to say to that

Paddle:
I know i was being in your words a ¨douche¨

Hope:
When the fuck have I ever said douche? I'VE SAID DOUCHE

Hold up usually i just call people assholes

Paddle:
Is that seriously what you're caught up on right now?