HAI AGAIN

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Stick: Welp, uh- 

Stick: *drops note cards* Fuck 

Stick: Whatever, I'll just wing it 

Stick: If you're reading this you probably already read my AUL Thingamajigs book 

Stick: If you didn't then hello there 

Stick: So uh 

Stick: You can just say truth or dare and whatever crazy shit you come up with 

Stick: There will be swearing, fourth wall breaking, shipping, and craziness 

Stick: Proceed at your own risk 

Stick: Guess I should introduce everyone first 

Stick: Now I am Stick. Short for Candlestick. I promise I'm a lot nicer than I sound like doing these things. 

Stick: And that *points to Captain* 

Stick: Is the most precious bean to ever walk the earth 

Stick: Also known as Captain 

Captain: I can introduce myself, thanks 

Captain: That's Player, next to him is Veteran, next to him is Greaser 

Stick: There's The Gentleman, his boyfriend Mr Cheese- 

Captain: Gnome, Engineer, Poopyfarts- 

Stick: Angel, Sheriff, Goober, Rose- 

Captain: Bday, Mr Egg, Blue, Not Orange- 

Stick: Bro- 

Captain: Ninja, and- 

Stick: Stoner 

Captain: *blushing* Stop that 

Stick: Ha 

Stick: Never 

Captain: And that's pretty much it 

Stick: Ask and dare away 

Captain: Nothing too crazy 

Stick: He's joking, go absolutely fucking crazy 

Captain: I don't follow 

Stick: It's called swearing 

Captain: 

Stick: Never mind 

Stick: Also someone better dare Captain to kiss Stoner 

Captain: WAIT NO- 

Stick: YEP WE'RE LEAVING NOW BYE- 

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