Stick: This one's for Captain
Stick: He still hasn't come back yet
Captain: *is back*
Stick: How did-
Captain: There's a dare? For me?
Stick: *sly smile*
Stick: *hands him card*
Captain:
Captain: *silent gay panic*
Stick: I told you
Captain: Do I have to-
Stick: It's a dare
Stick: You do it
Stick: No matter what
Captain: Fun
Stick: Take your time
Captain: You're not going to ask me to rush it?
Stick: Oh, no
Stick: I've been waiting for this dare for the last 18 hours
Captain: For the last-
Stick: Do
Stick: It
Captain: *blushing*
Captain: But do I-
Stick: *shoves him towards Stoner*
Captain:
Stoner:
Stick:
Captain:
Stoner: Oh, hey dude
Stick: *whispering* Do. It.
Captain: So, um-
Stoner: Yeah?
Captain: There's this dare
Stoner: Oh yeah, the dares
Stoner: Those are annoying
Captain:
Stick: *gives thumbs up*
Captain: Right, so
Captain: I have this dare and I'm supposed to-
Stoner:
Captain: *gay panic intensifies*
Stick: fOR FUCK'S SAKE
Stick: *pushes him into Stoner*
Captain: *kisses Stoner*
Stoner: *bshjsbnshjbsn he kISSED ME*
Captain: *has stopped functioning*
Stick: *BS JNKSBNSHJKSBNSHJKSBN*
Player: *walks in*
Player: What's with all the no-
Player:
Player: I'll come back later
