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UH YEAH EVERYONE MAYBE JUST SKIP THIS CHAP-

Stick: I LOVE THIS FANDOM 

Captain: WHAT'S THE DARE LEMME SEE 

Stick: IT'S FOR BRO AND NINJA YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LOVE IT

Stick: I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE LOW-KEY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS DARE SORRY SORRY 

Captain: WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT *snatches card* 

Stick: *nOT SO INTERNAL SQUEALING* 

Captain: OHHH YES 

Bro and Ninja in the background playing mariokart: *visible confusion* 

Stick: CMON CMON 

Bro: CAN YOU WAIT FOR A MINUTE I'M ACTUALLY BEATING NINJA THIS ROUND 

Bro: ONE MORE LAP ONE MORE LAP AND I'M IN FIRST 

Ninja: *moves to first* 

Bro: *sad Bro noises*

Ninja: *moves back to second* 

Stick: 

Stick: Are you seriously letting him win right now 

Bro: wAIT WHAT 

Ninja: No I'm not 

Stick: Uh huh 

Stick: You were dared to kiss 

Stick: So do it 

Bro: 

Ninja: 

Bro: That's it? 

Stick: Feel free to take your time 

Bro: No strings attached? 

Stick: I wouldn't say no strings attached but 

Stick: Hah the condition is that it can't be quick 

Bro: ...How quick? 

Stick: Not quick as in like Captain and Stoner still kissing a dare after they- 

Captain: I tHINK THEY GET THE POINT 

Stick: Right right 

Stick: Soooo 

Stick: I cleverly came up with the idea of sticking you two in a closet for an hour 

Bro: 

Bro: You did what 

Stick: *presses button* 

Ninja: *angry Ninja noises* 

Bro and Ninja: *are teleported to closet* 

Stick: I'm so clever 

Captain: How are we even going to know if they kissed? 

Stick: Easy *takes out tablet* 

Stick: I hid a camera in there 

Stick: Let's give them some time though 

Stick: Let's give them some time though 

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Stick: What does that even mean

Stick: *checks camera* 

Stick: Goddammit what's taking them so long 

Captain: I- 

Stick: Fine fine some more time 

Stick: Fine fine some more time 

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Stick: That should be enough- 

Captain: Are you serious 

Stick: *checks camera* 

Stick: 

Stick: *throws it across room* 

Captain: Look you can't blame them for not- 

Stick: MY EYES 

Captain: 

Stick: CAPTAIN DON'T YOU D A R E CHECK THAT TABLET 

Captain: I don't get it it's just kissing 

Stick: DON'T YOU DARE YOU ARE STAYING INNOCENT 

Captain: I don't follow 

Stick: GOOD 

Captain: 

Stick: I'm just gonna rinse out my eyes with bleach now 

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