Stick: Lmfao yes
Captain: What is it now
Stick: Dare for The Gentleman *hands Captain card*
Captain: Lemme see
Captain:
Stick: It's hilarious am I right
Captain: I mean I don't like Veteran all that much but-
Stick: Yeah yeah it's insensitive or whatever
Stick: HEY THE GENTLEMAN
Captain: I don't think this dare is-
Stick: Trust me on this
The Gentleman: Would you mind not shouting, Mr Stick?
Stick: Uh huh
Stick: You were dared to make Veteran cry until he can't produce tears
Veteran:
Captain:
The Gentleman:
Captain: See I knew this was a bad idea
The Gentleman: But why-
Stick: The fandom is evil don't worry about it
Veteran: No one asked me if I was up for this??
Stick: It's part of the truth or dare deal
Veteran: The-
Stick: Read the fine print
Veteran:
Stick: I thought so
Stick: Anyway *poofs popcorn into midair*
Stick: I expect this to take a while
Stick: I cannot believe that's an actual time card
The Gentleman: I'm not proud of it
Stick: Don't flatter yourself you're good at roasting
Veteran:
Veteran: You do realize we've literally been standing here for hours and I haven't cried yet
The Gentleman: Fine, fine
The Gentleman: I'm sorry, Veteran
The Gentleman: I was only trying to distract you from a larger topic
Veteran: Wait what
The Gentleman: I'm afraid...
Veteran: *nononononononono*
The Gentleman: ...Player was lost last round
Veteran: What do you mean?
The Gentleman: The impostors got a little out of control
The Gentleman: It's unable to revive him
Veteran: I-it's...
The Gentleman: There there
Veteran: *sobbing*
Player: *walks in*
Player:
Veteran:
The Gentleman:
Stick: Pff-
Player: What's going on
Veteran: *hugs him*
Player: wHAT'S GOING ON
Stick: I have no idea but god it was entertaining