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The Gentleman: This is the worst dare anyone has ever given to me 

Stick: I DISAGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY 

The Gentleman: *comes out wearing a dress* 

Stick: 

Stick: *cHAOTIC LAUGHTER* 

The Gentleman: *grumbling* 

Stick: OK BUT 

Stick: LET ME JUST SAY MR CHEESE LOOKED BETTER IN A DRESS 

The Gentleman: WHY YOU 

Stick: OK TIME TO SHOW THE OTHERS 

The Gentleman: Can I at least let them know it's dare? 

Stick: 

Stick: K fine but only cause you were dared like four times today 

The Gentleman: Good 

The Gentleman: I'm not particularly fond of these dares 

Stick: Mhm 

Stick: Anyway just take off the top hats and we go 

The Gentleman: Take off the what now 

Stick: You're wearing a dress 

Stick: I'm literally asking you if you want to look ridiculous or not 

The Gentleman: Nonsense 

The Gentleman: Double the top hat, double the fa- 

Stick: Double the fancy we get it 

The Gentleman: *grabs top hats* You can't separate me from them

Stick: 

Stick: Right 

Stick: *teleports them both to the rest* 

Stick: *teleports them both to the rest* 

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Mr Cheese: 

The Gentleman: *sigh* 

Stick: I told you the top hats- 

The Gentleman: Shut. Up. 

Mr Cheese: I don't- 

The Gentleman: It was a dare- 

Mr Cheese: When I wear dresses, it's all "Mr Cheese, you're male" 

Mr Cheese: "Mr Cheese, why on earth would you want that" 

Mr Cheese: "Mr Cheese, that color clashes with your hai-" 

The Gentleman: Ok fine 

The Gentleman: I get it now 

Mr Cheese: That you're annoying or that wearing dresses is fun 

The Gentleman: *mumbles* 

Mr Cheese: What was that?

The Gentleman: ...Both 

Mr Cheese: *smiling*

Mr Cheese: *turns to Stick* Was that part of the dare? 

Stick: No I'm as confused as you are 

Mr Cheese: *huggo* 

The Gentleman: *le shock* 

Mr Cheese: I love you 

The Gentleman: Er, I... love you too 

Stick: Awww 

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