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Stick: LMAO Y E S

Mr Cheese: For me? 

Stick: Nah, Mr Egg this time 

Mr Cheese: Oh, that asshole 

Stick: *rolls eyes* 

Mr Egg: Well fuck you too, Mr Cheese 

Mr Egg: What's the dare? 

Stick: You have to speak in egg puns for 24 hours 

Mr Egg: Eggcellent! 

Stick: I know right 

Mr Egg: Finally a good reason to crack a yolk! 

Mr Egg: G-get it? 

Mr Egg: Because my hat's 

Mr Egg: The yolk? 

Stick: 

Mr Egg: ...That one wasn't very good, was it? 

Stick: Go tell that one to the others 

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Mr Egg: The Gentleman? 

The Gentleman: *kittens still snuggling* 

The Gentleman: Yes, Mr Egg? 

Mr Egg: What do you call a scared egg? 

Mr Egg: Terrifried! 

The Gentleman: 

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Mr Egg: Why was the egg late for school? 

Player: Because school starts way too early and makes you want to stab yourself? 

Mr Egg: It didn't study for the eggsam! 

Mr Egg: Wait what 

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Mr Egg: What's an egg's favorite coffee? 

Mr Cheese: Nah fam spare me 

Mr Egg: AN EGGSPRESSO 

Mr Cheese: I SAID SPARE ME 

Mr Egg: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE YOU POACHED DISGRACE 

Mr Cheese: I WHOLEHEARTEDLY DISABREE 

Mr Egg: Disabree? Really? 

Mr Cheese: I IMPROVISED 

Mr Egg: HOW DID THE HEN GET TO WORK SO FAST 

Mr Cheese: I DON'T C A R E 

Mr Egg: SHE USED THE EGGSPRESS LANE 

Mr Cheese: Wait 

Mr Egg: What 

Mr Cheese: What's that behind you? 

Mr Egg: What's what? 

Mr Cheese: That's my interest melting away

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