DARE 1

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Stick: Aaaaand we have our first dare 

Stick: Ooooh, this one's for Stoner! 

Captain: *silently freaking out* 

Stick: Oh. 

Captain: What 

Captain: What is it 

Stick: Oh no 

Captain: Is it bad? 

Stick: Uh- 

Captain: Show me the card 

Stick: NO 

Captain: SHOW ME THE CARD 

Stick: YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE IT 

Captain: I WANT TO SEE THE CARD 

Stick: *holding it up* 

Captain: GIMME 

Stick: ABSOLUTELY NOT 

Stick: *tosses card to Stoner* 

Stoner: Dude? 

Stick: Just get it over with, goddamnit! 

Stoner: Uh... 

Stick: *lOUDLY FREAKING OUT* 

Captain: *still silently freaking out* 

Bro: *playing mario kart* Can you be quiet over there? I'm trying to beat Ninja at this thing 

Ninja: You're never going to win 

Bro: Right 

Bro: Sure 

Stoner: But dude, you never said why 

Stick: BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING DARE 

Stoner: Jeez, jeez, fine 

Stoner: I don't like this dare 

Stick: THAT'S WHY- 

Stick: JUST GET IT OVER WITH 

Stoner: *sigh* 

Stoner: *kisses Bro on cheek* 

Bro: 

Ninja: 

Stick: 

Captain: 

Bro: *visible confusion because isn't Stoner gay for cAPTAIN-*

Ninja: *literally three seconds away from murdering Stoner* 

Stick: Ok, ok 

Stick: Maybe that wasn't that bad? 

Stick: Maybe Captain and Ninja are fine with it 

Stick: Right? 

Bro: *still visible confusion* 

Captain: *death glare at Stick* 

Stick: It's not my fault! 

Captain: I'm going outside for some fresh air 

Stick: Have fun with that 

Captain: When I come back, there better be a dare about me murdering Stick 

Captain: Bye *shuts door* 

Bro: *visible confusion intensifies* 

Stoner: Stupid dare, dude 

Bro: Oh 

Bro: *turns to Ninja* Rematch? 

Ninja: 

Bro: 

Ninja: 

Bro: 

Ninja: *takes out sword* 

Stick: WAIT DON'T- 

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