Stick: Well lookie here!
Stick: Another dare for Captain
Captain: Lemme see?
Stick: Hold on
Stick: hOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
Captain: I feel like I should be fearing for my life right now
Stick: THIS DARE CAN'T BE RIGHT
Stick: *fLIPS CARD*
Stick: WIH פNIΛ∀Ǝ˥ Ǝɹ,∩O⅄ ɹƎNO┴S ˥˥Ǝ┴ O┴ ∩O⅄ Ǝɹ∀p I MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
Captain: WAIT NO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Stick: *fRUSTRATED SCREAMING*
Captain: *vISIBLE CONFUSION*
Stick: Deep breaths, Stick, deep breaths
Stick: *bangs head on wall*
Stick: That's better
Captain: I think I heard Stoner in there
Stick: You've been dared to break up with him
Captain: WAIT WHAT
Stick: STOP MAKING THIS HARDER THAN IT ALREADY IS
Captain: I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO BREAK UP WITH STONER??
Captain: HOW DOES THIS EVEN AFFECT YOU IN ANY WAY
Stick: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO BE CANON
Captain: For it to be what now
Stick: In the actual universe, you've interacted twice
Captain:
Stick: Now you see how I feel
Stick: *pushes him toward Stoner* Might as well
Stoner: Oh hey Captain
Captain: *what did I even do to deserve this w h y*
Captain: Uh, hi Stoner
Stick: Captain needs to tell you something don't you Captain
Captain: Uh
Captain: Right
Captain: About that-
Stick: You're not allowed to say it's a dare until after you do it
Captain: *WHYYYY*
Captain: ...Fine
Captain: Stoner?
Stoner: Yeah, Cap?
Captain:
Captain: *turns to Stick* And how am I supposed to say that to his cute little face why am I doing this again
Stick: Just do it
Captain: I'm...
Stoner:
Captain: Breakingupwithyoupleasedon'thateme
Stoner: *sAD STONER NOISES*
Stoner: WAIT NO CAPTAIN-
Captain: IT WAS A DARE I'M SO SORRY LOVE
Stoner:
Captain:
Stick: Did you just-
Captain: Aaaand that's the cue to stop recording-
