Baby~ | Deku x BNHA Boys

"BEHIND YOU, DUMB BITCH"

"IZUKU!"

"...hehe...sorry."

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Ship: Kamideku (Kaminari x Deku)

Includes: fluff, izuku being a little shit :)

OR: Denki just wants to stream in peace (as peaceful as playing a horror game can get) but Izuku woke up and chose violence.

Denki is the victim.

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Denki has been streaming for three hours playing The Blair witch, and Denki's entire streaming room is fully lit. He's screeching every few minutes and looking mildly paranoid. He's focusing so much; he doesn't hear the door open slightly.

He does see the lights flicker and shut off. Denki freezes, as does the chat. Denki pauses Blair witch and looks around but doesn't make a move to turn the lights back on. He's glued to his chair, bringing his leg up to his chest.

Golden eyes search the room, not seeing the small body creep to the back of the room. He turns back to his game, readjusting his headphones, grumbling under his breath about 'this is not a nice prank, guys' and containing the game.

He doesn't see the lamp light flicker on and off, showing a small silhouette bathed in black. But the chat does. It /explodes/ There are donations coming in, reading out "DENKI THERE IS SOMEONE BEHIND YOU"

Denki laughs it off, thinking it's a joke, but already clipped gifs of the part of the stream flood the donations, and he whips around, looking around the dark room, the only light is from his monitor and LED's in his PC. The chat is screaming, including the Bakusquad, freaking out trying to tell Denki, /Yes, there is a fucking THING BEHIND YOU, DUMB BITCH/.

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Boltbaby: LOOK BEHIND YOU

RedRiot: THERE IS SOMEONE BEHIND YOU DUDE

Pinky: SOMEONE IS THERE

SeroZero: IS DENKI GONNA DIE??

King Dynamight: DUNCE FACE, LOOK THE FUCK BEHIND YOU.

Pinky: aw, does bakubae care?? :O

RedRiot: WE HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS MINA

ClxudNxne: SOMEONE CALL AN EXORCIST FOR DENKI

uwu: FHKHFK SHOO DEMON SHOO

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Denki is creeped out but doesn't see shit, so he cautiously turns back around and looks to his left to come face to face with a face. Denki SCREAMS. He flies out of his chair, screaming bloody murder.

Off-screen, there is a loud thud and Denki's voice ringing out "MY FUCKING FACE" before the sound of a door opening and shutting echoes. The chat is going fucking bonkers, and the Bakusquad are nearly about to call the police when the "demon" (dubbed by the chat) plops innocently down in Denki's abandoned chair, smiling sweetly at the camera, hiding his giggles as he picks up Denki's forgotten headphones and pulls the chair into the desk.

The small male giggles cutely, speaking into Denki's mic, "Hi guys! It's Izuku, Denki's boyfriend, who you've seen a few times. It's mostly just my hands and stuff, but this is me! How are you guys?" Izuku watches the chat go feral, no longer fearing for Denki's safety and cackling at the thought of Denki getting scared by his small, sweet boyfriend.

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King Dynamight: FUCKING DEKU?!)_+)

Pinky: OMG FJDGHF I NEARLY SHAT MYSELF

RedRiot: not manly Midbro!!

Blxe: OMG?? THE DEMON IS BABY?? FJFH

MATILDA NO: OMG HIW COULD DENKI KEEP THIS BABY FROM USS/?? SHAME

OWO: SHAME

SeroZero: SHAME

ShinsCoffee: sero you legit knew about izuku??

Hot'n'cold: we all know of Izuku, but SHAME (did I do it right, ocha?)

Uravity!: you did good, baby. SHAME

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They can faintly hear the sound of Denki screaming out to Izuku, asking where he is. Izuku turns, sending a playful wink to the camera before shouting out, "I'M IN YOUR STREAMING ROOM" The sound of thundering footsteps is loud.

Denki enters the room, flicking on the lights, and toddles over to Izuku, slouching over and picking Izuku up. Izuku shrieks as Denki plops in his chair, stealing his headphones from his boyfriend and whines.

Izuku full-on cackles, snorting as Denki's whines get louder. "Why?" Denki whines, laying his head on Izuku's shoulder as the small greenette runs his fingers through frizzled electric blond hair. "This is my revenge prank for when you ignored me for a day. Payback, bitch," Denki shrieks in protest, pulling his boyfriend to his chest, the small 5'3 boy melting into his embrace. (Denki isn't the tallest of the Bakusquad, at 5'10, but he has seven inches on his boyfriend. So.)

Izuku looks down and snorts, and you can see Denki's ears redden.

"Denki, did you change your sweatpants?"

"IZUKU!"

"...hehe...sorry."