--------------------
Izuku being a dumb bitch and deciding to traumatize villains.
Aizawa needs a raise.
--------------------
Ship: Katsuki x Izuku
Includes: slight mentions of a knife. (Deku has OFA and has a natural immortal quirk)
--------------------
The knife lodged into Izuku's stomach, and everyone screamed. Toga was grinning eye to eye, and everyone was about to engage when Katsuki stuck his hand out. "Wait," Katsuki whispered. Izuku looked down at the knife and looked up, bringing his hand to his forehead.
"Woe, woe is me, I'm dying. How will I ever survive this attack," Izuku called out, his face calm as Katsuki stepped forward as Izuku walked back, falling into his arms.
"Oh dear Kacchan, hold me as I fall into the afterlife, sing me my favorite song, will you?" Izuku whined in Katsuki's arms, who looked like he was about to die laughing, "Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy-" Katsuki started to sing, and everyone just looked at them. "Ah yes, I shall bring WAP to the underworld, goodbye, cruel world...!"
And Izuku's tongue lolled to the side of his mouth, and he went limp in Katsuki's arm, who snickered. He wrenched the knife out, and Izuku's yelped. "I may be immortal, you asshole, but OW!" Izuku pointed a finger at Katsuki, who dropped him on the floor. Izuku stood and wrenched the knife out of his hands, walking over to a stunned Toga, holding the clean knife out. "Want it back?"
All hell broke loose.
--------------------------
OMAKE:
Toga, holding her hands up: Take me away, please.
Shigaraki in the back, staring longingly at his hands: Can I disintegrate myself....?
YOU ARE READING
Baby~ | Deku x BNHA Boys
FanfictionIzuku Midoriya x Boys One-shots. None of these one-shots will include x reader or x OC. In my opinion, I don't like those but to each their own. These one-shots will include fluff, smut, crack, angst, or all of the above~! Lots of these one-shots...
