College AU
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Getting into College is difficult. Add in the fact it's the most prestigious hero academy in the whole world and you've got yourself quite the journey ahead. You weren't magical or super badass, you weren't a god nor a super genius. B...
"Ladies! To what film do you attach your attention to?" Thor struts in with a broad grin.
"Howl's moving castle, I love it for the plot," You sigh.
"And by plot she means Howl with black hair," Nat coughs making you blow a raspberry at her.
"You act as if you aren't here just for him too,"
"And this Howl fellow? What is infatuating about him?" The god plops down beside you.
"What's not to love? Magic, charm, class... brains over brawn," you push away the thundering blonde's muscly arm from around you. "Sorry, Muscles,"
"I have plenty of brains for my brawn, Lady Y/n," he assures to his best ability.
"Alright, what did Jupiter send the Titans Prometheus and his brother Epimetheus to punish them after they stole the fire from heaven? Maybe a little mythology trivia to warm you up~"
Thor thought for a moment, brows furrowed to the point where he looked like he was in horrible pain. "Uhm, I don't know,"
"Eh, wrong answer," drumming your fingers against the table, you pat his large arm twice with a smile. "Don't feel bad, strength is your... well, strength... Oh and I don't like the whole blonde thing," poking his nose lightly you lay your head in Nat's lap.
"Is being a blonde a bad thing?" The god grumbles as he clutched his hair.
"Not at all... I think that Jane on level 2 has a thing for muscly blondes,"
"Are you cupid, princessa?" Pietro zooms in with a grin. "Because you might have just shot an arrow right through my heart~"
"If only that arrow was one coated in poison!" You sigh in a lovesick manner.
"Ouch," he steals some pizza before zooming off before you could protest.
"And you are single, why?" Wanda walks by after hearing commotion.
"Many reasons, mainly because I'm mundane," dropping your head down onto the ground and hanging to face the world upside down, Wanda tilts her head. "Men are gross and boring, women are too hard to understand and sometimes whiny so I'm going to stick with fictional characters to save the pain of falling in and out of love,"
"You just haven't had good sex, L/n," Tony grins after entering.
"And you are the last person I'd go to for that," winking at him, you sit up and scramble to the screen. "There's my magic boy!"
"4th time?" Bucky stumbles in.
"6th," Nat informs.
"Shut up! He's about to be dramatic!" Goop formed along Howl's skin as he frozen in his tantrum.
"You find this attractive?" Clint scoffs.
"No, it's just the character development,"
"You need to be laid as soon as possible," Tony sighs.
"Mhm, yes, and I will when all my fictional crushes come to life!" You finally take into account Bucky's presence properly. "Oh! How was Anna?"
"She was... something," he sighs out with a blush.
"Guess I was right," you shrug with a grin.
"About?"
"Barnes is a bottom," you stand up before he could protest, slipping away to your room with the rest of the pizza.
"I'm not a bottom!" Bucky growls. "I just let her... top me..." he adds on.
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Fumbling through papers down the hall, you bump right into a girl. "Sorry, I wasn't watching where I was going," bending down to grab your assignment her heel dug into it.
"Evidently," She snarls until you met her eye. "Y/n, right?"
"Yeah," you finally pried it out from under her. "You are...?"
"Ha! You're joking right? I am Aphrodite!"
"I thought Aphrodite was blonde?" you mumble, shifting the books in your arms.
"Can't a girl dye her hair pink? Is that illegal?"
"That shade of pink? It should be," you didn't intend for her to hear your comment but her manicured nails clutching your jaw spoke an answer.
"Watch your tongue, human, I am a goddess and you will treat me as such!"
"And the day I bow down to you will be the day I revoke my devotion to eating a bar of chocolate each week!"
"Every week? By the looks of it... it looks like a bar everyday," she scoffs making you growl.
"Mhm, right, well, enjoy your time spending daddy's pity money while he cheats on your mother with his secretary," humming these words, her hand lets go only to slap you right across the face. A small cut appears on your lip making you smile. "Oh, don't worry, by the looks of the hair dye used, your mother is sleeping with the mail man... I'll let you figure out who that could be,"
A few stop dead in their tracks to listen in while the goddess fumed, her hair sticking up with anger.
"If you'll excuse me, I need to get to my next lecture," slipping away her foot stopped beneath your legs causing you to trip and slide across the floor. Huffing at the petty retaliation you collect your things.
"Not all gods are so kind," Thor helps you collect your things.
"And you are such?"
"I'd like to think so," his smile made yours appear. "Lecture room?"
"401A, changed the hall suddenly,"
"Down that way then third room on the right,"
"You may just be a kind god, Thor, thanks," waving him goodbye you sprint to make it in time.
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