College AU
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Getting into College is difficult. Add in the fact it's the most prestigious hero academy in the whole world and you've got yourself quite the journey ahead. You weren't magical or super badass, you weren't a god nor a super genius. B...
"Gotta say, blue, black and silver isn't the worst colour scheme," you hum, admiring the blue flames igniting from the black candles.
"I'm honoured to get a compliment from a mortal,"
"After reading up on Athena's books and asking Thor it seems you aren't exactly immortal,"
His narrowed gaze spoke impressed as he laid back in a black leather arm chair watching you trail your hands over the old books.
"So, god of the underworld, what does that entail?"
"A lot of paper work,"
"And excuse me for asking but should you be a little older?"
"Misconception most mortals make," he kicks his legs up and leans his head back over the arm rest.
"And Persephone? Has that ship sailed?"
"Gods no, she's not exactly my... type," his tone was noted... type... your brain clicked together the pieces but you didn't want to assume too soon.
"Then what is your type?"
"Is it important? Or do you wish to change to fit that type?"
"Listen here, blue devil, even if I was interested in you, I wouldn't change who I am to fit your liking," you step forward and poke his pointed nose. His smile grew, legs flinging off the seat.
"You've got quite the personality,"
"Something has to make up for the lack of beauty,"
He scoffs, bursting into laughter. "You think you lack in beauty? Darling, you're gorgeous, don't think that way,"
"Hades, god of the underworld, giving me compliment? The world has come to an end!"
Smiling softly, he stands up, walking to his desk and scribbling his number down. "I think we'll be very good friends, Y/n,"
"I do too,"
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"What took you so long?" Nat asks as she patched up Thor's hand. He had cut himself on a broken bottle from the looks of it; not severe, just a bandage would do. The rest were lounging around looking very relaxed as the Tv mindlessly spewed ads.
"I was busy talking with Hades," holding up the number you put it in your phone and text a simple message to him.
"Hades? You waste your time with him?" Loki scoffs sourly.
"He's cool and-"
"Cute, charming, hot, sexy, which one is it?"
"All," you laugh and sit down beside Peter who was busy typing away on his laptop.
"And what of Hermes?" Thor looked desperate.
"He said he would think about it," the thunder god groans. "Chin up, it's not the end of the world,"
"More about Hades please," Wanda smirks. "I heard he can do magic,"
"And he has black hair plus good style meaning..."
"Real life howl!"
You scoff and shrug off their suggestive remarks. "Just because he's like Howl doesn't mean I like him because of that-"
"So you do like him!" Tony grins.
"Hey, Stank, you hear that? It's all the fucks I give,"
"Ouch," The genius falls back in a fake pain. Your phone chimed as Hades sent a picture, a smile plastering your face. It was of a bird on his window sill.
💀 Hades 💀
The bird says hello, what would you like to name him?
Lory!
Alice in Wonderland? Taste
"Oh, she's smiling at his texts, first signs of a crush," Barton coughs.
"One more word and I'll talk about the vents," you shoot to Clint who gasps.
"How did you know?!"
"Elementary, my dear hawk!" Waving them goodbye you slip back into your room.
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"Hey, Lokes, wanna go to-" you open the gods door to see him on top of Aphrodite. "Gross, put a sock on the doorknob,"
"Get out!" She screeches making you laugh and do as told, ignoring the quick pang of pain in your chest.
"Ouchy, am I having a heart attack?" you pat your chest before walking away.
"Ugh! She ruined it," the goddess snarls, getting out from under Loki and storming to his desk.
"Darling," Loki wraps his arms around the goddess and kisses her neck sweetly. "The moment isn't completely ruined~"
A small graces her lips until a dark thought ran through her mind. "It won't be as long as you promise not to talk to her anymore,"
"W-what?" He pulls away with a confused look. "Why?"
"I don't like her, and as my boyfriend you'll agree,"
Loki purses his lips and sighs. "Yes, of course, anything for you, sweetheart," he leads her back to the bed with conflicted look. His head spun with confusion, how would he tell you this? He couldn't talk to you but he couldn't just ignore you without reason.
Allfather help him!
This was becoming idiotic.
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