College AU
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Getting into College is difficult. Add in the fact it's the most prestigious hero academy in the whole world and you've got yourself quite the journey ahead. You weren't magical or super badass, you weren't a god nor a super genius. B...
Hill approved of Loki watching over, a magic student could be useful. You took off your hoodie and laid it on Crowley who shook it off before nibbling on the sleeves.
"Morning, morning," you smile at the man. He was put together to put it simply, pampered and teeth a pearly white. His suit was sleek navy blue, black hair slicked back with gel, eyes a deep hazel.
"Morning, cupcake," he leans forward with a charming grin. If he was British it may have helped his villain aesthetic. "What a treat I've been given,"
"Aren't you a sweetheart?"
"Only to the darlings," he tilts his head. "Like yourself,"
"Gotta say, your suit reminds me of Moriarty's in the final problem,"
"A Sherlock fan? You interest me more and more by the moment, darling," you saw his eyes narrow with a hint of seduction. "Do tell me you possess some type of deduction knowledge, that would be a... surprise to say the least,"
"Because I'm a woman or because you lack intellectual friends?"
"You think me to have misogyny?" your shrug made him scoff. "We are all equal, all humans, petty and greedy, there is no need for prejudice or discrimination,"
"A fair outlook..."
"But I would love to see your deduction skills, kitten~" your eyes dilated immediately causing you to cough suddenly.
"You did ballet as a child," you blurt out trying to calm your nerves. "I'll spew a bunch of random things I've picked up, I'm a bit all over the place today," you chuckle and sip nervously at your drink.
"Do go on, I don't mind listening to you talk... it's soothing to my ears, kitten,"
"Ballet because of the crook in your middle finger, you wear a ring on your index often but now that it's gone you still subconsciously try and adjust it, you were drumming your fingers when I came in and used your main three fingers meaning you play a brass instrument,"
"Smart kitty," he leans forward with a grin. "Keep going,"
"Your tie pin doesn't coordinate with the rest of your outfit meaning it holds sentimental value no doubt..." you eye the pin one more time before grinning internally. "It's quite pretty actually,"
"Isn't it?" he hums, unclipping it. "Go ahead, love, take a look," the eye shaped design was felt over with your fingers as he watched with interest at your awe. "Lovely, right?"
"Quite... but I have a prettier one back in my dorm," you shrug and toss it back.
"Prettier? I doubt that," his fingers fidget, he was getting annoyed. You knew how to crack him; using his ego.
"It is! Now that I think of it, that pin is quite ugly,"
His eye twitched, gripping at the pin as he clipped it on. "It's not ugly, what does yours look like?"
"It's an emerald snake pin, better design too, I think your eye pin is boring and mundane,"
"It is not mundane!" He yells, standing up in a hurry before sitting down and composing himself. "Sentimental value, as you said, so watch your words, kitten,"
He was trying to take control again. Fun. "Sorry," you mutter making him smile.
"That's alright," he takes your hand, which you return, taking his pulse. Agitated, still. "Tell me more about yourself, kitten, why are you in this academy?"
"Wanted to be a hero but... it's quite boring, tell me about your life!" You scoot forward and smile brightly. Hill turns to a scowling Loki with a smirk. "You're a villain, I've read your file... not much on there meaning you're top of the top, right?"
"Of course, you think I afford all this by having a average job? My suit is expensive and worth more than your car no doubt," his fingers trailed along your arm before poking your nose.
"I'd have to disagree, your suit looks kinda cheap,"
"It is Brioni! Not cheap!" He grabs your wrist tight making you whimper. His eyes soften as he chuckles. "Apologise, kitten, you just seem to tick me off, but I know you don't mean to,"
"No, I'm sorry, I just can't stop talking sometimes!" Laughing lightly and awkwardly you let him feel superior before stripping it away. This went on with a few burst from time to time, a long process but worth it in the end.
"But I remember hearing this one guy stealing a giant diamond with the elaborate heist! It was so cool and he may just be the smartest person I've ever heard of!"
He growled low before sighing. "Your standards are low, kitten, I did a heist much better!" He laughs. "43 Million dollars from selling stolen alien materials from government bases! That's what got me here... in the first place..." his eyes widen.
"Cat got your tongue?" you smirk and stand up. "Thank you for your time... kitten~" ruffling his hair, he tried to lunge at you only for Crowley's angered bark from behind the glass to make him jump back.
"Well done, Miss L/n," Hill smiles. "A long process but successful in the end, I will happily let Director Fury know,"
"Thank you, professor," you wave her goodbye and stare into the one way mirror to see him frantically combing back his hair.
"You never cease to amaze me," Loki sighs out in a laugh. "As for that deduction? You must teach me,"
"Maybe... but you'll have to bribe me," linking arms with him, Crowley barks again into the microphone causing the suspect to jump again.
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