Dave: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Dave:*kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*
Dave: Let’s get this party started.
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Dave: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
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Dave: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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Dave: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
