Yoshi: I'm this close to falling in love with Metal.
Aramaru: Your fingertips are touching.
Yoshi: Exactly.
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Lunar: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Roshambo Ro: The 'how the fucks' and 'why are you so dumbs' don't matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
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Yoshi705: Hey Metal Mario?
Metal Mario: Yeah?
Yoshi705: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Metal Mario:
Metal Mario: ...What.
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Metal Mario: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.
Brooklyn Green: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.
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*Metal Mario drunkenly wanders around the house and Brooklyn is drunkenly giggling*
Roshambo Ro, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Lunar.
Lunar, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*
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Lunar: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?"
Brooklyn : Life lessons that schools can't teach you.
