Dave, betrayed: You tricked me!
Mr Hater: No, I merely deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
Alternately
Dave, betrayed: I've been bamboozled, I've been cheated, I've been deluded, fooled, conned, mislead and swindled!
Mr Hater: Calm down you walking dictionary no need to flex your unbelievably big dictionary.
