Lunar: Dave, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Dave: Well of course I have.
Dave: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Dave: It's boring.
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Lunar: It's dark in here
Brooklyn: Don't worry dude I got this
Brooklyn: *Stomps their feet*
Brooklyn: *Skechers light up*
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Lunar: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Brooklyn: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Lunar: Yes!
Aramaru: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Lunar: I know you snuck out last night, Brooklyn.
Aramaru: Play dumb!
Brooklyn: Who's Brooklyn?
Aramaru: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Lunar: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Brooklyn: The car takes a screenshot.
Aramaru: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Lunar: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Brooklyn: If?
Aramaru: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Lunar please come to the front desk?
Lunar, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Brooklyn and Aramaru
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Brooklyn and Aramaru, simultaneously: We got lost.
Lunar: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Lunar: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Brooklyn: The cow???
Lunar: What?
Aramaru: Brooklyn, W H Y?
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Lunar: They stole from me first!
Lunar: Stole my heart...
Aramaru: It is still illegal to commit murder.
Brooklyn: dead
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Lunar: What do you think Brooklyn will do for a distraction?
Aramaru: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Aramaru: ... or they could do that.
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Lunar: *Screams*
Brooklyn: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Aramaru: Should we do something?
Metal Mario: No, I want to see who wins.
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Lunar: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Lunar: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Lunar: Orange.
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Brooklyn: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Lunar: It's just you.
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Aramaru: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Lunar: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Aramaru: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Brooklyn, recording: This is so cute.
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Brooklyn: Lunz, would you take a bullet for me?
Lunar: Of course.
An angry Aramaru bursts into the room
Brooklyn: Aight thanks~
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Lunar: We need to distract these guys.
Brooklyn: Leave it to me.
Brooklyn: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Metal Mario & Aramaru: *immediately begin arguing*
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Metal: Why are your tongues purple?
Brooklyn: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Lunar: I had a red one.
Metal: oh.
Metal:
Metal: OH.
Aramaru:
Aramaru: You drank eachothers slushies?
Brooklyn: We combined our slushies to make the ultimate slushie!
Lunar: All hail, the blueberry+cherry grape slushie!
Aramaru: Blueberry and cherries together don't make grapes you idiots.
