Dave: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Mr Hater: What?
Aramaru: That you're a child.
Lunar: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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Dave: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Mr Hater: Not if they consent to it.
Aramaru: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Lunar: YES?!?
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Dave: *Gently taps table*
Mr Hater: *Taps back*
Aramaru: What are they doing?
Lunar: Morse code.
Dave: *Aggressively taps table*
Mr Hater: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Aramaru: Just ended a relationship that lasted 2 days.
Lunar: I'm sorry to hear that...
Aramaru: Not mine, dumb fuck.
Dave and Mr Hater are argueing in the other room.
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Dave: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Mr Hater: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Dave: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ARAMARU WITH ME
Lunar, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
