Yoshi: What are you writing?
Mr Hater: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Lunar, looking over Mr Hater's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.-
TheWaterMan: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Dave : All I drank was Redbull!
TheWaterMan: How many?
Dave : Eighteen.-
Dave : We have a problem.
Mr Hater: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.