Brooklyn: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Lunar: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Lunar: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Brooklyn: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Brooklyn: Change is inedible.
Lunar: Don't you mean inevitable?
Brooklyn, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Lunar: Brooklyn, keep an eye on Aramaru today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Brooklyn: Sure, I’d love to see Aramaru get punched.
Lunar: Try again.
Brooklyn, sighing: I will stop Aramaru from getting punched.
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*Lunar and Brooklyn sitting in jail together*
Brooklyn: So who should we call?
Lunar: I’d call Aramaru, but I feel safer in jail
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Lunar, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Brooklyn, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Aramaru: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Lunar: playing systemic oppression
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Brooklyn: Hey Lumar,
Lunar: Yes?
Brooklyn: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Lunar:
Lunar: Where’s Aramaru?
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Lunar, talking to Brooklyn on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Brooklyn: You bet!
Lunar: At what temperature?
Brooklyn: 535.
Lunar: That's the clock.
Brooklyn:
Lunar:
Brooklyn: 536.
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Lunar: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Brooklyn: You're like 15 years old
Lunar: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
