angriest comment thread incorrect quotes

me? posting regularly? shut up this is nagi saeki propaganda

Brooklyn: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Lunar: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Metal Mario: A realist sees a freight train.
Aramaru: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Lunar: Why is Brooklyn crying on the floor?
Metal Mario: They took one of those 'what ACT character are you?' quizzes.
Lunar: And?
Metal Mario: They got Aramaru.

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*Lunar drunkenly wanders around the manor and Metal Mario is drunkenly giggling*
Aramaru, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Brooklyn.
Brooklyn, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

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Lunar, Brooklyn, and Aramaru are sitting on a bench
Metal Mario: Why do you guys look so sad?
Lunar: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Metal Mario sits down*
Brooklyn: The bench is freshly painted.

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Aramaru: Brooklyn, we're hungry!
Metal Mario: Brooklyn! What's for dinner?
Lunar: We're hungry, Brooklyn!
Brooklyn, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

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Brooklyn: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Lunar, Metal Mario, & Aramaru: Okay.
Brooklyn: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Lunar: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Metal Mario: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Aramaru: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Brooklyn: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
TheWaterMan: You can eat a rock.
Aramaru: Air.
Lunar: The fabric of time and space.
Metal Mario: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Brooklyn: You guys are not helpful.

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Metal Mario: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Brooklyn: ... Your what?
Metal Mario: My friends.
Lunar: Are they saying "friends"?
TheWaterMan: I think they're being sarcastic.
Aramaru: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Metal Mario! All of your friends are in this room.

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Brooklyn: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Aramaru: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Metal Mario: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
TheWaterMan: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Lunar: What is wrong with you people.

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Metal Mario: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Metal Mario: First who would you kill?
*Brooklyn points at Aramaru*
*Lunar points at Aramaru*
*TheWaterMan points at Aramaru*
Aramaru: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

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nagi saeki propaganda break

Also, I'm gonna add myself since I have a youtube account. What? Technically we're all ACT characters.

Dave : Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
TheWaterMan: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?
Dave :
Dave : I'll go make my bed-

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Aramaru: You're smiling. What happened?
Brooklyn: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
TheWaterMan: Tart tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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(tell me yalls youtube acc names so i can add you guys in too)

TheWaterMan: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Lunar: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
TheWaterMan: God?!

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Dave: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Aramaru without them noticing?
Mr Hater: Hey, Aru, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Aramaru: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Dave: ...

(i messed up here i wrote metal mario instead of aramaru for compensation ill proceed to drink a bucket of bleach)