Brooklyn: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Lunar: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Metal Mario: A realist sees a freight train. Aramaru: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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Lunar: Why is Brooklyn crying on the floor? Metal Mario: They took one of those 'what ACT character are you?' quizzes. Lunar: And? Metal Mario: They got Aramaru.
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*Lunar drunkenly wanders around the manor and Metal Mario is drunkenly giggling* Aramaru, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Brooklyn. Brooklyn, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*
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Lunar, Brooklyn, and Aramaru are sitting on a bench Metal Mario: Why do you guys look so sad? Lunar: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Metal Mario sits down* Brooklyn: The bench is freshly painted.
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Aramaru: Brooklyn, we're hungry! Metal Mario: Brooklyn! What's for dinner? Lunar: We're hungry, Brooklyn! Brooklyn, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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Brooklyn: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Lunar, Metal Mario, & Aramaru: Okay. Brooklyn: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Lunar: Bold of you to assume I have money. Metal Mario: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Aramaru: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Brooklyn: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! TheWaterMan: You can eat a rock. Aramaru: Air. Lunar: The fabric of time and space. Metal Mario: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Brooklyn: You guys are not helpful.
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Metal Mario: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Brooklyn: ... Your what? Metal Mario: My friends. Lunar: Are they saying "friends"? TheWaterMan: I think they're being sarcastic. Aramaru: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Metal Mario! All of your friends are in this room.
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Brooklyn: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Aramaru: This knife is actually a magic wand. Metal Mario: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel. TheWaterMan: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Lunar: What is wrong with you people.
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Metal Mario: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill! Metal Mario: First who would you kill? *Brooklyn points at Aramaru* *Lunar points at Aramaru* *TheWaterMan points at Aramaru* Aramaru: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
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Also, I'm gonna add myself since I have a youtube account. What? Technically we're all ACT characters.
Dave : Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? TheWaterMan: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways? Dave : Dave : I'll go make my bed-
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Aramaru: You're smiling. What happened? Brooklyn: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? TheWaterMan: Tart tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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(tell me yalls youtube acc names so i can add you guys in too)
TheWaterMan: *standing on a balcony and sneezes* Lunar: *standing on the roof* Bless you. TheWaterMan: God?!
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Dave: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Aramaru without them noticing? Mr Hater: Hey, Aru, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. Aramaru: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser. Dave: ...
(i messed up here i wrote metal mario instead of aramaru for compensation ill proceed to drink a bucket of bleach)