Mr Hater: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Dave: I don't want your advice.
Mr Hater: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Water: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Water: And I started thinking.
Water: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Water: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Aramaru: The fuck.
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Mr Hater: You use emoji's like a straight person.
Bluebomber: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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Yoshi: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Water: Hot dog costumes!
Yoshi: I'm sorry, what?
Water: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Aramaru, goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on. Aramaru hates hot dogs, so they probably won't eat us.
Yoshi: Are you saying that Aramaru would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Aramaru: I do hate hot dogs.
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Lunar: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
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Mr Hater: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Mr Hater: My facebook photo is a landscape.
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Water: Guess what number I'm thinking of.
Dave: 420?
Water: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Lunar: 69.
Water: Yeah it was 69.
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Brooklyn: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Aramaru: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Aramaru, right after Brooklyn leaves the room: I miss them already.
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Water: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Mr Hater, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.
Mr Hater: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.
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Lunar: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Yoshi: Of course I do. I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions.
Lunar: Yoshi, those are omelettes.
Yoshi: Oh. Then I've got nothing.
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Aramaru: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Bluebomber: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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Brooklyn, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?
Dave: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Brooklyn:
Brooklyn: Water you doing
TheWaterMan, a literal cup of water: Okay, I guess I no longer breathe.
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Brooklyn: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Lunar: Never seen one.
Brooklyn: Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real. You can't see gravity. That's real.
Lunar: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Brooklyn: Ah.
