Lunar: Did it hurt when you fell-
Brooklyn: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Lunar: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Brooklyn: ...
Lunar: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Aramaru: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Lunar: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Brooklyn, deer!"
Aramaru: ...And what did Brooklyn do?
Lunar: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"
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Lunar: Pfft, you should meet Aramaru, they're such a tsundere.
Brooklyn: They... they just stabbed you.
Lunar: So cute.
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Brooklyn: Did Lunar just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Aramaru: Yeah, they did.
Brooklyn: And did I just do finger guns back?
Aramaru: Yeah, you did.
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Tart: And now for a gay update with Brooklyn and Lunar.
Aramaru: Getting gayer.
Tart: Thank you, Aramaru.
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Lunar: Well, remember when Brooklyn made a romantic dinner for me?
Aramaru: Lunar, they microwaved you a pizza.
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Brooklyn: I'm this close to falling in love with Lunar.
Metal: Your fingertips are touching.
Brooklyn: Exactly.
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Metal: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Lunar: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Brooklyn walks in*
Lunar: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Lunar: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Brooklyn and I are dating.
Brooklyn, Yoshi, Metal, Tart and Aramaru: *gasp*
Lunar: Brooklyn, why are you surprised?!
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Aramaru: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?
Lunar: No. No, Aramaru, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Aramaru calls Metal. Number five: Brooklyn gets eaten by a shark.
Brooklyn: I'm Brooklyn, and I approve the order of that list.
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Metal: That's ridiculous, Yoshi doesn't have a crush on me.
Lunar: Yes they do.
Brooklyn: Yes they do.
Yoshi: Yes I do.
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Brooklyn: We both look very handsome tonight.
Lunar: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Brooklyn: I couldn't take that chance.
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Metal: So you like cats?
Yoshi: Yeah.
Metal: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Mr Hater: I love you.
Dave, not paying attention: What was that?
Mr Hater: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
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Water: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.
