The pastas as buzzfeed unsolved quotes part 2
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*Callie and Jane somehow stuck on a boat in the middle of the sea (Don’t ask, also I can see these two having the sort of best friend dynamic where they see each other as sisters)*
Callie: *pointing at something in the water* That's a shark. I- I've watched jaws at least 6 times. That's a shark.
Jane: Eh, not so fast
Callie: Huh?
Jane: Don't jump to conclusion.
Callie: I'm jumping *jumps in the air* I've jumped *lands in the water by accident* I've landed
Jane: *facepalm*
Callie: *Sees the thing swimming towards her and she quickly climbs back in the boat* Shark, it's a shark.
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BEN: *walking off to play video games* I'm gonna lock myself in here with the curtains closed...
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Reginald: *reading a random book he found* A large pentagram on the floor, an altar, a large black kettle and a black robe.
Ada: *mocking him* A pointy hat, a broomstick, three newts, a lizard tongue, eyeballs!
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Me: I love this right off the bat
Jeff: What do you love about it?
Me: Well, I love when killers have their own little thing. I don't approve of killing, but I think if you're gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have fun with it.
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Tootsy: *trying to sneak up behind BEN*
BEN: *looks at her* Don’t try demon!
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Callie, being an idiot and provoking the people who are after her: SCRATCH ME! SCRATCH MY HEART!
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Ada: This town is known for soy beans and poison medicine.
LJ: And Ada
Ada: *grinning* And me!
LJ: The towns greatest tragedy
Ada: Huh? *sad ghost noises*
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